You Must Be Persian If..

[khanoomi]

* If your mother messes up your marriage.
* If you are a car salesman and at the same time a singer
* If you dress up to go to grocery store.
* If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
* If you never wear your wedding ring.

[khanoomi]

There is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist
goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the
barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing
community service."

[khanoomi]

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would
ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The
letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe
coffee ad on a newspaper,and it said;
"Satisfaction, to the last drop."
So, the Mother was happy.

[nanakhafan]

lool khanoomi joon......funny funny funny

[jjbb]

funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[bluesky_152000]

heheheh, so as the song goes eh

"lets sit and talk awhile in a one world of nescafe"

now i unserstand y it's the theme song

[hashka]

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