Blonedzzzzz!

[Narges-Khanoom]

Three Girls Go Camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.

While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

[Narges-Khanoom]

Blonde Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

[Narges-Khanoom]

Blonde License

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?

Because she got an ''F'' in Sex

[Narges-Khanoom]

Blonde - Elmo Factory

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''

[me_89]

narges joon where do u get all these jokes from

[me_89]

khodet aslan khoondishoon???

[Narges-Khanoom]

I'm not tellin....."secret"..... No actually I ahevn't read them ofcourse i have

[bellina]

Your jokes were cool. I liked them all. Thanx

[Pesar_IroonI]

haha thank god we dont have blondes in Iran

hame dokhtarhaie moo siahe khoshgel!!!

[Sepideh_UK]

haha thank god we dont have blondes in Iran

hame dokhtarhaie moo siahe khoshgel!!!

I had my done half blond. it was cool !!

[hashka]

xaxaxa