**Why parents should tell kids the true meaning of words...**

[Parinaz_M]

Warning: +18 only

There is this kid name Billy:

so billy goes to see his parents argue

and the mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"



and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard"

and the mom say's "well billy a bitch a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside to see his front yard and later hears "oh put your penis in my vagina"


and goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina"



and her moms says "Well billy penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy see's his dad shaving and cuts himself and say's "Shit"


and billy said "Dad whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cut's her finger and says "****!"


and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats ****"

"Well billy **** is a way cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guest arrive and billy goes to them and say's


"Hello bitch's and bastard's, may i take your penis's and vagina's,
my dads upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is ****ing the Turkey"

[abadani69]

loooooooool pari biadab that was funny

[golgol85]

haha, that was funny! mersi pari joonam!

[Parinaz_M]

eeeeee man ke zadam +18

[hashka]

hahaha

[reza-george]

That's pretty good.