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  • Women's prayer

    Before I lay me down to sleep
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep

    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long

    One who thinks before he speaks
    Says he'll call, and doesn't wait weeks

    I pray that he is gainfully employed
    And if I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door
    Massages my back and begs to do more

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
    Knows how to answer "How big is my behind?"

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempts to hit on my friend

    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the creep you sent me instead

    Amen


  • #2
    haha, she is stupid to hang around with the creep!
    Dump his butt and find a replacement, there are plenty more where he came from!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by golgol85
      haha, she is stupid to hang around with the creep!
      Dump his butt and find a replacement, there are plenty more where he came from!
      loool

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