Reason why many people never visit a 5 Star Hotel

[Parinaz_M]

Q?- "What would you like to have. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Ans: "tea please"

Q?- "Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Ans : "Ceylontea"

Q?- "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Ans: "white"

Q?- "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Ans: "With milk

Q?- "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Ans: "With cow milk please.

Q?- " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Ans: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Q?- " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Ans: "With sugar

Q?- " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Ans: "Cane sugar "

Q?-" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Ans: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Q?- "Mineral water or still water ? "

Ans: "Mineral water"

Q?- "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Ans: "I'll rather die of thirst. Thank You."

[Raiden]

lol...jaleb bood

[Parinaz_M]

midonam, lol

[Raiden]

valy bas ham...in dar vage jok nabood

[Parinaz_M]

pas chi bid

[golgol85]

gheymateh khoone pedareshoono charge mikonan, the least they can do is offer variety! ba namak bood pari joonam

[Parinaz_M]

loooooool
niloo biya ba ham berim hotel baz konim

[golgol85]

loooooool
niloo biya ba ham berim hotel baz konim

hehe, ta vaghti armano dari lazem nakardeh hotel baz konim, be ghole khodesh "mirim saresh kharab mishim".
mirim behesh sar mizanim, onam ye penhouse suite behemoon mideh ba nooshidanihayeh khoshmazeh

[Parinaz_M]

ey baba, niloo joon to chera ye khorde be en masale amightar negah mikoni
baba joon man mikham $$$$ besazam
ye chand ta business class bardar

[golgol85]

ey baba, niloo joon to chera ye khorde be en masale amightar negah mikoni
baba joon man mikham $$$$ besazam
ye chand ta business class bardar

arman pool khariji ham mide khob behet, manam az babam migirim moshkel haaleh poolhayee ke midan ro pooli keh sakhtim hesab mikonim chon khodemoon zahmat barash nakeshidim business be che dardi mikhoreh ta vaghti ke to ro daram pari, hehe

[Parinaz_M]

eeeeeeeeeeee na baba
bebin chand mah behemon pool midan, bad khaste mishan
oon vaght majboor mishim ke ye fekre dige bokonim
khob az hamin hala ye hotel mizanim
bacheham ham mizaram ke kar konan
moshala 20+ bache daram
kholase hame moshgelate mali hal mishe

[golgol85]

hala felan chand mah ro bechasbim, badan khoda bozorgeh
moshkel mali hal misheh, negarani nadareh.
child labor khoobiyat nadareh, 10 ta boodan hala shodan 20+, bah bah

[Parinaz_M]

eeeeeeeeeeeee, baba ma irani hastim, child labor baramoon mafhoomi nadare

khob niloo joon goftam ke bagheye bacheha pishe babashoon hastan dige

[golgol85]

gonah daran, man ke nemitoonam azashoon kar bekesham. ba oon cheshmaye masoomeshoon, man ab misham.

khosh be halet ke che shohareh khoobi kardi ke az bacheha moraghebat ham mikoneh, labod ghor ham nemizaneh.

[Parinaz_M]

baba 15 ta az bacheham 12 sal be balan

niloo joon age bekhad ghor bezane kotakesh mizanam