Better Health Plan

[Raiden]

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Wat do u know..one day, it could happen.

[Riaz]

semen isn't produced in the testicles

[golgol85]

looks like we have a doctor in the house

to be anatomically correct, semen is made in the seminal vessicles.

[Raiden]

OMG can't u guys just enjoy a ****ing joke for once!?

[Parinaz_M]

raiden did you forget that we are iranians
and we have to pull hair out of the yogurt (farsi translation: moo ro az mast mikeshim) loooooooool

[golgol85]

it wasnt me, it was riaz. all i did was provide the correct anatomical location, and i wouldnt have said a thing if riaz had not said it first, so its all his fault

i did enjoy the ****ing joke though the use of the word ****ing makes complete sense with this joke, hehe

[Parinaz_M]

eeeeeeeee chizaye bad amoozi nazarin enja

[golgol85]

pari joon badamoozi nist bekhoda, its just funny the word he used goes with the joke, i had to point it out

[Parinaz_M]

khob daste shoma dard nakone, vali en kar mitone janbeye bad amoozi dashte bashe

[golgol85]

sareh shoma dard nakone pari joon, bad amoozi bi bad amoozi, ghol

[Parinaz_M]

afarin dokhtare khoobam

[Rasputin]

raiden did you forget that we are iranians
and we have to pull hair out of the yogurt (farsi translation: moo ro az mast mikeshim) loooooooool

loool

[jjbb]

jaleb bod