HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER

[jjbb]

HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER:

1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
3. You get winded playing chess.
4. You're still chasing women, but don't remember why.
5. You look forward to a dull evening.
6. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic
reasons.
7. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
8. Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
9. Dailing long distance wears you out.
10. Your back goes out more than you do.
11. Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a
pretty girl go by.
12. You sink youe teeth into a steak and they stay there.
13. A fortune teller offers to read your face.
14. You got to much room in the house and not enough in the medicine
cabinet.
15. Your children look middle aged.
16. You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
17. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

[Narges-Khanoom]

thats sad ... If it's gonna be like this I neva wanna grow old, i'm gonna try to work out some kinda theory so that i dont end up like this ...

[jjbb]

but it is a reality of life "getting old"

[Raiden]

thats sad ... If it's gonna be like this I neva wanna grow old, i'm gonna try to work out some kinda theory so that i dont end up like this ...

lol die young..easy!
not too young though...

[Sepideh_UK]

Em!!
Zendegi ine dige dustan. every1 has to go through it.

[jjbb]

100 % true

[golgol85]

it sounds bad, but i bet it can be made fun! being old isnt a death sentence

[jjbb]

old = being wiser
although depends on the person

[EverGreen]

if it's supposed to be a joke, then why are you guys getting emotional?

[Sepideh_UK]

looool
well said nima.
but i think they'r jus getting prepared

[Nutcase]

honestly i envy old people, they get to leave this earth earlier than i do, and i am in hurry 2 exit sooner rather than later.

[Rasputin]

honestly i envy old people, they get to leave this earth earlier than i do, and i am in hurry 2 exit sooner rather than later.

Don't say that ! You are a very good person .

[jjbb]

honestly i envy old people, they get to leave this earth earlier than i do, and i am in hurry 2 exit sooner rather than later.

why khoda mage chi shodeh?
in harfa chiye aziz
delet gerefteh khob inja darde del kon shayad natonim ke komak konim vali mitonim beharfat gosh konim ke sabok beshi.


I do not know you understand farsi or not.
why do you say or think like this.
tell us what you want, we might not be able to help you but we can listen.
I know life can be crul at times but you have to make the best out of the situation....

[golgol85]

older shodan ham chizaye mosbat dareh ham manfi. hichi delesh nemikhad ke mariz beshe biofteh ye gooshe bedoone hichki dige behesh ehtiyaje khasi nadareh, vali khob adam ageh toye piri khodesho ba karhaye mosbat mashghool koneh, hich vaght ehsase tanhayee nemikoneh. man ke fekr mikonam pir shodam raft. after 21, its all down hill from here.

[Nutcase]

jjbb jan farsi mifahmam yek meghdar vali nemitunam bekhunam, dar har soorat, i don't have personal issues, i see the worlds problems are also our problems, even if they do not directly affect us, and thats why i am saying i am ready for death now before i wanna see the world destroy itself in a torturous way, because let's face it, this wretched world needs to crumble down before we can have a fresh new start, anyway thats just my opnion and don't worry i am not suicidal