Dont ask doubt

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  • indian_blues
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    • Aug 2006
    • 1893

    #1

    Dont ask doubt

    George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.

    One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is? "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?"

    "I have 3 questions.
    First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

    Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

    When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

    A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is?

    Steve"
    "And what is your question, Steve?"

    "I have 5 questions.
    First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
    “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


  • Nutcase
    Member
    • Jan 2006
    • 830

    #2
    that was cool, lotsa truth to it

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