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    An American, a Japanese and Maldivian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was beeping sound.

    The American press his forearm and the beeping stopped. The other look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager” he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm”.

    A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finish he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.

    The Maldivian felt low-tech and inferior. He didn’t know what to do to be as impressive as the American and Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.

    When he return, he didn’t realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his A$$. The other raised there eyebrows and said “Wow what’s that?” Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration stuck his mind. The Maldivian explained, “I’m getting a fax”

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    lolllllllllll


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