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  • abadani69
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 21339

    #1

    Technology

    An American, a Japanese and Maldivian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was beeping sound.

    The American press his forearm and the beeping stopped. The other look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager” he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm”.

    A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finish he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.

    The Maldivian felt low-tech and inferior. He didn’t know what to do to be as impressive as the American and Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.

    When he return, he didn’t realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his A$$. The other raised there eyebrows and said “Wow what’s that?” Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration stuck his mind. The Maldivian explained, “I’m getting a fax”
  • indian_blues
    Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 1893

    #2
    lolllllllllll
    “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


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