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Hillary and the Cow
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country
road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The Driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was
struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She
stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?!" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his
wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me!"
"What on earth did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said,
'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country
road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The Driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was
struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She
stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?!" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his
wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me!"
"What on earth did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said,
'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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