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  • indian_blues
    Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 1893

    #1

    Job Titles

    Job Titles

    In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

    Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

    House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager

    Typist - Printed Document Handler

    Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer

    Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician

    Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer

    Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians

    Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

    Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator

    Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer

    Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist

    Cook - Food Preparation Officer

    Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator

    Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist
    “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


  • feraz
    Newbie
    • May 2007
    • 6

    #2
    how nice they sound!!

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