An Italian Girl

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  • abadani69
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 21339

    #1

    An Italian Girl

    A woman goes to Italy to attend 2-week, company training session.

    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

    The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"

    The woman kept quiet and left.Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

    "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

    "Which present?" She asked.

    "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

    "Oh, that" she said

    "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"



    Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!
  • indian_blues
    Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 1893

    #2
    nice.
    “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


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