yo mama jokes!!

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  • Cop
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2003
    • 6619

    #1

    yo mama jokes!!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes'

    Yo mama is sooo fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody

    Yo mama is so fat that when she steps into an elevator it can only go down

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

    your mommas so fat after sex i rolled over to the right twice and i was still on top of her

    khob hal kardid ya na :P
  • Nazanin
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 9496

    #2
    lol bahalan. Man hodoode 400 ta yo mama jokes daram

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    • saba_s
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2004
      • 2276

      #3
      tanx copoo jun
      farnaz to ham bezar bukhunim

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      • Nazanin
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2004
        • 9496

        #4
        Chashm, sare forsat hatman mizaram

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        • ramin2999

          #5
          yo mama so stupid she triped over a cell phone
          yo mama so stupid .............

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