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One day this plane was about to crash into the sea......
A rich women stood up n began getting un-dressed n started sticking her money to her-self
every1 asked her why she was sticking her money to her-self
she goes: so that wen we crass in the sea the rescue team will find me first because all my money will float around me n wil signal for help
a next woman who was also rich stood up....she began wearing all her jewerlly....
they askd her y
she sed:because all my jewerlly will shine n signal for help n i will be rescued first
then a black woman stood up.......she to got undressed
they asked her y she got undressed
then she goes:so that they will find me first because the first thing they will be looking for is d black box!!!!!!
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heres anotha one
sare jalaseye khastegari bad az nim saat sokoot:
madare damad mige:bebakhshid kebrit darid pesaram mikhad sigar bekeshe.
-e,pas damad sigari ham hast.
:sigari ke na bad az mashroob michasbe.
-eeee,pas mashroob ham mikhore.
:na akhe ghomar karde bood bakht ye kam behesh mashroob dadim khoob beshe.
-eeeee, pas ghomar baz ham hast
:na akhe doostash too zendan yadesh dadand.
-EEEEE pas zendanham rafte?
:na akhe motad bood chand rooz gerefte boodandesh.
-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE motad bood??????????
:na akhe zanesh losh dade bood. -ZANESH!!!!!!!!
u may hav herd dem but i thought id put them newy jus incase u havnt hope u like dem
A rich women stood up n began getting un-dressed n started sticking her money to her-self
every1 asked her why she was sticking her money to her-self
she goes: so that wen we crass in the sea the rescue team will find me first because all my money will float around me n wil signal for help
a next woman who was also rich stood up....she began wearing all her jewerlly....
they askd her y
she sed:because all my jewerlly will shine n signal for help n i will be rescued first
then a black woman stood up.......she to got undressed
they asked her y she got undressed
then she goes:so that they will find me first because the first thing they will be looking for is d black box!!!!!!
..............
heres anotha one
sare jalaseye khastegari bad az nim saat sokoot:
madare damad mige:bebakhshid kebrit darid pesaram mikhad sigar bekeshe.
-e,pas damad sigari ham hast.
:sigari ke na bad az mashroob michasbe.
-eeee,pas mashroob ham mikhore.
:na akhe ghomar karde bood bakht ye kam behesh mashroob dadim khoob beshe.
-eeeee, pas ghomar baz ham hast
:na akhe doostash too zendan yadesh dadand.
-EEEEE pas zendanham rafte?
:na akhe motad bood chand rooz gerefte boodandesh.
-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE motad bood??????????
:na akhe zanesh losh dade bood. -ZANESH!!!!!!!!
u may hav herd dem but i thought id put them newy jus incase u havnt hope u like dem
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