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yek rawtie raft xa'neaw va ye dozd ra' did. dozd fara'r kard va rawtie donba'law david. Doid va doid va doid ta' az dozde gelo zad.

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As ye turke miporsan cetori turk wodi.
Turke mige: baziya migan qadimha' emka'na't nabud emma' doroqe, ma' *** kordim.

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beh yeh rawti migan biya' mosa'beqeye bist soa'li dar televiziyon.
rawti migeh baweh
.behew migan keh java'bewo behet migim vali hamun aval nagiha'..
migeh baweh,
mosa'beqeye woru miweh.
rawti:narmah?
migan:baleh.
rawti:garmah?
migan :baleh
.rawti:hamsayeh baqali ham estefa'deh mikoneh ?
baleh
hasan a'qa' ham estefa'deh mikoneh ?
baleh.
.un sabzi foruwi unvar xia'bun ci?
migan: baleh
rashti migeh:AWOOOOOOOO ZANEH BANDAS!!!
akbar agha dooste man chi?
migan :baleh rawti

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Ye baceh turke az ba'ba'w miporseh"
ba'ba' cera' ma' turk wodim?"
ba'ba'w behew mige " baraye inke unmoqe emka'na't nabud."

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ye rawti zanew ha'meleh nemiwodeh . mibaratew doktor.
beh doktor mige: doktor ja'n zaneh ma' ha'meleh nemiweh ?
doktor migeh: ba'yad mahaleyeh zendegituno avaz bekonid.!!!!

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Yek doxtar va pesari da'wtand tu masjed ewqba'zi mikardand.Mardom mifahmand mirizand tuye masjed da'do farya'd mikonand ke mage woma' din nada'rid, mage woma' xoda' nada'rid, mage woma' waraf nada'rid, mage woma' Qora'n nada'rid ?
Doxtaro pesare migand: hame inha'i ra' ke goftid da'rim faqat ja' nada'rim.

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Ye ruz az turkeh miporsand to cera' turk wodi?
Turkeh migeh sarata'n ke nist xub miweh digeh.

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ye rawti mire xonaw mibineh zanew ruye taxt xa'bideh va ye mardeh ham zir taxt qa'em wodeh.
be zaneh migeh:a'i benamus in ya'ro zir taxt ceka'r mikoneh?
zaneh migeh:va'llah zir taxt ke nemidunam ama RUYE TAXT KE MAHWAR KARD!!.

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Ye wab ye aqa'ie xa'b mibineh rafteh tu behewt: mibineh ye waxe deraxte ana'r omad jelo dahanew woroe mikone ana'raro yeki yeki celondan o' a'bewo mekidan. Hala' a'be ana'r boxor kei naxor. Az a'be ana're zia'di delew pic mixoreh va esha'l migireh. Har ci migardeh tova'let peida' nemikoneh, mireh tuye jub woroe mikone be ridan. bad az inkeh ka'rew tamom miweh be xodew migeh:
ajab ka'ri ma' kardim tu behewt ridim, ha'la' ageh kasi bebineh ci.
woroe mikoneh alafha'ie jubo kandan keh berize ruye ka'ri ke karde budeh, ke zanew be da'd o faria'd az xa'b bida'rew mikoneh migheh:
Haji tu pestunaieh mano hei celondi o' mekidi man hici nagoftam, bad na'gaha'n la pa'ie man ridi man hici nagoftam, hala cera pawmaieh k*se mano mikani!

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as yek turk porsedand be yek deraxt ci miguyand?
turkeh goft "DARAXT"
Goftand be dota' ci meguyand?
Goft "DARAXT, DARAXT"
As aw sowa'l kardand ke be jangal be in bozorgi ci me gui?
Turke nafahmid va renge ba'ba' karam ra' bast va goft" DARARAXT DRARARAXT DRARAXT DARAXT DRAXT ...."

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Ye Lore mire Yazd dar e yek qanna'di yo havas e wirini mikone. Be maqa'zeda'r mige: man ceqadr pul bedam ke har ci delam xa'st bexoram.
Ya'ru nega'hi be qiya'fe ye taraf mikone va mige sad toman.
Taraf sad toman mide va woru mikone mowt mowt xordan.
Sa'heb maqa'ze mige: to ke har ci xa'sti mituni bexori, cera' mowt mowt mixori, dune dune bexor.
Taraf ewa're mikone be un kalle qanda' va mige vaqti be unha' residam, dune dune mixoram.

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Ye torke bihava' az xune mire birun, xafe miwe.

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Ahmad ke sa re Ka'run newasteh bud va hey migoft
AJAB nafasi, AJAB nafasi,...,
Yeki a'med va goft to ci migi?
Ahmad goft: Qola'm CA'HA'R sa'ate zir a'beh, AJAB nafasi da'reh!!!

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miduni rawti ha' be wiweh ci migan?
migan" unvarew pieda' ".

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a'musega'r: ye pestunda're bidandun na'm bebar.
wa'gerd: ma'darbosorgam
a'musega'r: na, in ke nawod. pas ye pestundare parande na'm bebar
wa'gerd: mehmunda're hava'peyma'.