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Mida'ni rawtiha' be A'lma'n ci migan?
Na'zi A'ba'd!!

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ye sia'hpusti to tehrun as kunaw miguzeh,
zanew ta' yek hafteh dudeh jam mikardeh!

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be ye torke migan zendegiro dar do kalame xolase kon!
torke mige: barbari barbari (na'ne barbari)

be baradar hamin torke migan woma az ce no labi xoshet mia'd ?
torke mige: az labe hoz

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miduni rawti ha' be lampe saqf (chera'qe saqf) ci migan?
migan" donbala'ne saqf".

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miduni rawti ha' be a'ineh ci migan?
man darew peyda'.

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Az ye turke miporsan ke a'qa' esme zaneton ci e?
turke migeh: esmaw mina' hast Amma' man min seda'w mikonam ke mard ha' ruw naran.

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AGEH GOFTY RAWTIA' BE PA' CI MIGAN?
KUN KEWE XA'YEH-MA'L
BE DUWE HAMMA'M CI MIGAN?
A'B CARX KON

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rawtiya' be ridan ci migan?
manzur

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Ye ba'r ye marde ke ***e dera'zi da'wt seda'ye kolofti ham dawt va az in ba'bat ra'zi nabud. raft doktor ke bara'w ka'ri kone. doktor moa'yenaw kard va did ***e dera'zi dare.
goft: seda'ye koloft ba' ***e dera'z rabete dare. age mixa'y seda't kamtar koloft ba'we ba'yad yekam az ***et amal konim ke kuta'h tar bewe.
marde goft ba'we.
baad az amal seda'w kamtar koloft wod. vaqti raft xune wab ba' zanew mixa'st ewq ba'zi kone zanew did ***ew kut'ah tare.
zaneh porsid va marde va'saw taarif kard. zaneh na'ra'hat wod va goft naba'yad in ka'ro mikardi. ruze baad zane raft piwe doktor goft nara'zie va un qesmate ***o ke doktor barda'wte pass mixa'd.
doktor ba' seda'ye kolofti java'b da'd: DIGE DIR WODE.

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Ye ruz *****ha' tuye saf ista'de budand ke doktor a'nha'ra' moa'yeneh kone ke betunand ka'r bekonand dar haminvaqt ye pirezani rad miwod ke saf ra' did va az *****ye a'xari porsid nanam in safe cie?
*****he mige in safe *****ha'st, va pire zaneh va'imiste tuye saf va vaqti nobatew miwe doktore mige ma'dar to bara'ye ci omadi to ke dandun nada'ri!
pirezane mige nanam man mek mizanam.

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Yek ruz wir e solta'n jangal mibine ke heyvunha' tuye jangal xeili zia'd wodand va qaza' be anda'zei ka'fi nist.
hameye heivun ha'ro jam mikone va be narha' mige yek sa'l ba'yad ***ha'yetuno tahvil bedid va resit begirid ke ta' yek sal kasi za'dovalad nakone. Ye hafte be ye sal munde jangal ra' ceraquni mikonand va pa'rti migirand va hame az naroma'de xowha'l budand sare ye miz ke tama'm gondeha'i jangal newaste budand va mawrub mixordand didand ke az hameh xowha'ltar ye xarguwe ke miraxse va xeili xowha'li mikone file behew mige a'xe age ma' xowha'lim ye ***e dorostehesa'bi darim to cera' in qadar xowha'li? Xarguwe mige beyne xodemun ba'we man resite xararo kew raftam..

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Az yeh turke ke rafteh bud qoleih Dama'vand porsidand angizeieh woma' ci bud az fa'theh gholeh.
turkeh goft man angizeh mangizeh ha'lim nist BAR xord omadam.

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YE DARVIWI VAQTE VOROOD BE QAZVIN ZEMZEME MIKARD: " YA HOO, YA HOO, YA HOO, ... "

VAQTE XOROOJ AZ QAZVIN ZEMZEME MIKARD:
" YOO HOO, YOO HOO, YOO HOO, ... "

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rawtia' be dokmeh ci migan?
bastani.
be zip ci migan?
yachmak.
be dampa'i ci migan?
nafarbar.
be ta'nk ci migan?
heydar.
be guz ci migan?
mantegh.

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zane mire piw doktor be doktor mege:a'qa' a doktor woharam mano mikoneh valli baceda'r nemiwam?
doktor migeh: a'qa' ra' bia'varid man moa'yeneh konam.
xa'nomeh woharewo mia'reh piweh doktore.wohareh ***aw ra' dar mia'reh miza'reh ruy miz.
doktoreh moa'yeneh mikoneh mige:***eh a'qa' ke salem hast, bozorgo xob. a'qa' zaneh migeh: a'qa'yeh doktor QAD DA'RE,QA'MAT DA'RE, ESTEQA'MAT NADA'RE.