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midonin turka' be "cera'q e xa'b" ci migan?
Wa'hed majara

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Ye ruz zanE ye Qazvini da'wt ba' ye marde ewgba'zi mikard ke woharew az ra'h mirese va marde az tarsew loxt mire tuie komod leba's va zane loxt vaimiste. Qazvinieh be zanew mige cera' loxti?
mige leba's nada'ram!
gazvinie mire dare komodo ke ba'z koneh be zanew leba's bedeh mardaro mibineh migeh in kieh?
zanew mige in ye "Robot" e ke man emruz xaridam.
qazvinieh mibineh ke ajab kuni da're va be zanew mige to boro biron ka'r ha' ra' bekon va mawqul miwe ke ya'ruro bekoneh mibineh ke kunew tangeh migeh man beram derel ra' bia'varam va yek woma'reh gowa'dew konam ke marde az tarse derel ba seda'ye roboti mige doba'reh emteha'n kon emteha'n kon.

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Yek bace rawti mia'd be pedarew mige "ba'ba' ye lulu xorxore tu ota'qetun qa'yem wode". pedare mige "azizam ina' hame da'stane... bia' behet newun bedam ke hici nist tu otaqe ma'". bace ra' mibare tu ota'q va mibine ke qeyr az zanew kesi nist. zire taxt ra' be bace newa'n mide va mige "bebin inja' ham kesi nist". dare komod ra' vaz mikone va mibine ke hamsa'ye aw loxt ista'de. mige "hassan a'qa' man be to ce badi kardam ke to inja' loxt qa'yem miwi baceye man ra' betarsa'ni?..."