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Dota' Guz da'ran bA' ham ba'zi mikonan, yeh guz mibineh ye kesi unvar va'ysa'deh bud, guz eh miporseh cera' ba' un yeki nemigim biya'd ba'zi koneh? un yeki Guz java'b mideh "bara'ye inkeh xodewo cos kardeh"

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BE YE TORKE MIGAN CE A'REZUI DA'RI?
MIGE DELAM MIXA'ST ARDABIL PA'YETAXT MIWOD.
MIPORSAN CERA' ?
MIGE UNVAQT BE MAN MIGOFTAN BACE TEHRUN !

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Tu parkhaye qazvin nevewte budand: "lotfan gol becinid.

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ye ruz raise zenda'n mibineh se ta' as negahba'nha' walva'rewa'n ra' kewidan pa'in va kunewa'n ra' kardand hava', azawun miporse cera' intori kardin?
migan ye zenda'nieh gazvini fara'r kardeh bara'w taleh goza'wtim!!!

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ye ruz turke az nardeban ba'la' mi rafte .be u migan sima' loxt hastand,mova'zeb ba'w.turke mireh ba'la' ,va mige ,sima' xa'noum,ya' alla'h

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yek zani doqolu ha'meleh bud. wab da'wt ba' woharew ewqba'zi mikard baceha' da'wtand tu wikamew pa'sur ba'zi mikardand. yeki az baceha' da'd zad "jamew kon ba'ba' da'reh miya'd!"

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Ye tork va ye rawti va ye qazvini ba' ham dust budan. Ye ruz har seh ba' ham mariz miwan va miran doktor. Doktor pas az moa'yeneh beh torkeh migeh agar yek ba're digeh nun barbari boxori, mimiri, va beh rawtieh migeh agar yek ba're digeh siga'r bekewi, mimiri, va beh qazvinieh migeh agar yek ba're digeh kun bokoni, mimiri. Xolaseh, in seh nafar az matabe doktor mia'n birun va torkeh un tarafe xiabun ye nun barbari foruwi mibineh va xolaseh ta'qat nemiareh va ye nun barbari mixareh va ta' mixoreh, mimireh. Rawtieh ke az marge torkeh xeili na'ra'hat wodeh bud, mibineh ye tah siga're rowan ruye zamin ofta'deh; ta' dolla' miweh ke siga'ro var da'reh, qazvinieh behew migeh ay bad massab ham xodeto beh kowtan da'di ham mano.

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ye ruz xa'num moalem sare kela's az baceha' miporse..... ki miduneh ke saboktarin cizi ke inja' hast cieh?
.....ye dafe ye ki az baceha' dastewo ba'la' mikone .......xa'num ,ma' begim ma' begim?
xob begu bebinam saboktarin ciz cie xa'num oooon dule mane ,,,,A'xe ta' ye *** mibine yeho mesle parr az ja'w boland miwe.
xanum moalem mige ah ah ah biwin sare ja't bi tarbiat..
do ba're xa'num moalem miporse xob baceha' ki miduneh sangin tarin cizi ke hast cie doba're hamun bacehe mige a'X man midunam, man modunam man begam?
xa'num moalem mige na to biwin xeyli bi tarbiati. ! !
xa'nom moalem mibineh hic kas dastewo ba'la' nemikone ....asabani miwe be un bacehe da'd mizane mige xob begu bebinam sangin tarin ciz cie??
xa'num un dole mane.
xa'num moalem mige to ala'n gofti ke saboktarine .....in ke nemiwe??
bacehe mige a'xe xa'num vaxti ke kosewo kard ka'rew tamum wod ..un,, vaxt dige jarre, saqil ham bia'rin az ja'w pa' nemiwe......

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yek dozd mire to yek xaneh, vali har ci migarde hic ciz peyda nemikone... belakhare asabani miwe, migire mawq haye bace won ra xat mizane...

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qazvini-ye o fa'rse cand vaqt bud ka'ri nakardeh budand, har do kala'fe budand. ta' qara'r miza'rand ke xub tartibe hamdigeh ro bedan. aval qara'r miwe fa'rse mawqul weh. xob qazvini-ye dolla' miwe o fa'rse mawqul, ke qazvini-ye da'd mizaneh, mohkamtar! jerew bedeh! pa'reh pa'raw kon!.. ke fa'rsse miza'reh dar mireh. qazvini-ye da'd mizaneh koja' dari miri? fa'rse migeh ba'ba' to be unke kun xodete, rahm nemikoni.. xoda' rahm bekoneh bexa'd nobate man bewe!

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yek ba'r yek torke mire ***** xune mige man yek ***** mixa'm ke xeili vahwi ba'we. migan xob boro ba'la' ota'qe daste cap. mire ba'la' va yek ***** dar ra' ba'z mikone va foran yek sili mizane dare guwe torke. torke mige cera' mizani. *****he mige, man hastam wiba' princess of thunder and power. torke mire too va loxt miwe va miwa'we ruye *****he. zane mige cera' wawidi. torke mige, man hastam jafar prince of rain. zane yeki miguze mige, man hastam wiba princess of wind. torke yeki mohkam miguze mige, man hastam jafar prince of thunder va lebashawo mipuwe ke bere birun. *****he mige ci wo nemixa'hi man ro bokoni. torke mige, tu in a'b va hava' ki ha'le kardan da're.