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ye zaneh ke xeilee xowgell budeh ba' ma'ma'new miran pa'rce foruwi. doxtareh be mardeh migeh, " yek qava'reh pa'rce bedin lotfan" ya'ru mardatew va migeh miwe 10 ma'c. doxtareh qabul mikoneh. vaqti ke mixa'n hesa'b bokonan, doxtareh migeh ma'ma'n bia'h hesa'b kon.

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Tuye jangal heyva'nat mitavanestand ba' har no' heyva'ne dige ezdeva'j konand. Yek ruz yek bid (veya kane) az yek fil xa'stga'ri mikoneh. Ezdeva'j mikonand ve wabe avval bid'e be fil'e mige "Bia' ewqba'zi konim." file qabul mikone ve dafeye avval va dovom normal migzare, dafeye sevom fil ta'qat nemia're va mimireh. Bide mige, "ce-qadar xaram man, vase 5 daqiqe xow-gozaruni hala ta' a'xar-e omram ba'yad qabr bekanam.

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YE RUZ BE YE TORKE MIGAN :"TO CERA' A'DAM NEMIWI?"
TORKE MIGE:"VA'LA' MAN AZ IN QERTI BA'ZIYA' XOWAM NEMIYA'D."

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Yek zan ba' woharew va'rede matabe danda'n-pezewk miwavand, va zan be doktor mige: "A'qa'ye Doktor mixa'm yek danda'n bekewid vali con xeily ajale da'ram nemixa'm woma' az da'ruye bi-hes konande estefa'de konin, va foran danda'n ra bekewid".
Doktor be zan mige:"Woma' xeily xa'nume woja'i hastid, xob, danda'ni ke mixa'hid bekewid be man newa'n bedid.
Xa'num be woharew migeh "Azizam danda'ni ke ba'yad bekewi be a'qa'ye doktor newa'n bede".

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cand ta' ja'hel miran ***** boland konan. yekiwun yek kam xeja'lati bud. dustaw migan ba'yad ba *****he harf bezani va xeja'lat nakewi. xola'se *****he ra' boland mikonan va aqabe ma'win miwine. ja'hele ke xeja'lati bud jelo newaste bud va hey fekr mikard ci bege be in *****he. xola'se qodrati be xodew mide va bar migarde ba' lahje ja'heli mige, "cetori *****".

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be rawtiye ye tupeh futba'l newun midan va migan in cie. rawtieh fekr mikoneh va mige watranje (chess) gerda'li.

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Ye Torkeh da'wt sineh xiz miraft, Rawtieh goft "aaauuu!xarmulak!"

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be torke migan ba' rewa'dat jomle besa'z,mige:
mard ba'yad zanewo juri bekone ke be ***ewa'dat kone

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Arabe reis wod, goft: Nemidonam emruz sa'ate 11 ba' 2 nafar qara'r da'ram ya' inke sa'ate 2 ba' 11 nafar.

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Yek iruny raft tu yeh wahreh ke aslan nadide bud. Va mireseh be wahr va mibineh hame kunewun birun kardan be tarafeh hava'. Irunyeh tajob mikoneh va mereh az yeki miporseh, "A'qa', cera' hame kunewuno kardan birun?"
Taraf migeh, "Bara'yeh in keh diruz goftan emruz hava' ***i hast!!!"

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yek bar yek isfa'ha'ni mire dare xuneye dustew. zane dustew az panjare miporse kie. isfa'hanie mige a'qa' tawrif da'ran, zane mige na rafteh maqa'zeh. isfa'ha'ni miporse, baceha' hastan, zane mige na raftan da'newga'h. isfa'hanie mige xob pas dar ro ba'z kon bia'm ba'la' yek ha'li bokonim. zane mige eva' mage man jendam. isfa'ha'nie mige ki ha'la' harfe pul zad?

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Yeh ruz yeh zaneh ba doxtareW miran plastic surgeon. Ma'dareh beh Doctor migeh, ''A'qa'yeh doctor, man ba'sana'm xeili bozorgeh va sineh ha'yeh doxtaram xeili kuchik hastan va da'ma'dam hamaw beh doxtaram migeh sineha't kucikan ha'l nemiden. Miweh yeh xurdeh az ba'saneh man woma' bar daa'ri beza'ri ru sineha'yeh doxtaram?'' Doctor migeh, ''Baleh xa'numm, miweh kard. xola'seh Doctoreh amalewun mikoneh va doxtareh sineha'w bozorg tar miwan, ma'dareh ham ba'sanew kucik tar miweh. Bad az cand vaqt, ma'dareh doxtareh ba' dusta'w newasteh bud harf mizadan, hameyeh dusta'w migoftan ceh ba'sanet xub wodeh va doxtaret ham qawangtar wodeh. Madareh ham migeh, " A'reh, xodamam xow ha'l hastam, man keh yeh omr beh da'ma'dam migoftam biya' az kunam boxor, hala har wab da'reh mixoreh.

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Do ta' tork bad az moddatha' hamdigaro mibinan.
Bad az sala'm o rubusi yekiwun mige: -Berim ye gahveh bezanim.
Unyeki java'b mide: -Ra'sti gofti qahveh, ha'le ma'daret cetore?

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Rawtia' be mostara'h ci migan? -zurxuneh!
Rawtia' be a'ftabe ci migan? -manwur!
Rawtia' be kafw ci migan? -nafarbar!
Rawtia' be ma'win ci migan? -mara'kew!

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Ye torke mixa'ste ezdeva'j bekone vali ta' ha'la' *** nakarde bud.Mowkelewo ba' dustew dar miun miza're, dustew mige da'da'w qamet naba'we xodam dorost mikonam. Be torke mige to boro xune man ye *****h mifrestam unja' ,har kar on kard to ham bekon onvqt yad migiri.Torke khone bod ke *****he mia'd va leba'sa'wo dar mia're, torke ham leba'sa'wo dar mia're, *****h xodewo minda'ze ruye taxt va woru mikone a'ho uh kardan, torke ham miofte roye taxt va wuru mikone aho uh kardan, *****he wuru mikone xodewo ma'lundan,torke ham woru mikone hamin jur ke da'wte xodewo mima'lunde mibine ke *****he ka'se kusawo jam karde da're mire, da'd mizane jiindeh kojja'? *****he mige: xowgele da'ram miram ke yeki ro peyda' konam ke ham mano bekone ham to ro.