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ye toke mire amrika phd begire hiv migire

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yeh rawtieh zanew mimireh mireh wirini paxw mikoneh ...
yeki migeh a'xeh cera' wirini paxw mikoni?
migeh a'xeh emwab avalin wabieh keh midunam zanam koja' xa'bideh ...

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morqe period bude omlet mide birun

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age goftin 4 ta' xar ce juri ruye ham sava'r miwan?
ye torke bacawo kul mikone sava're xar miwe mire ruye qabre ba'ba'w va'y miste

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miduni qazvinia be G-string (worte lakuni ) ci migan?
NAX-DAR-BEHEWT!

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be ye mohandese sa'xteman migan nazaret ra'je be sa'xtema'ne badane xa'noma' cie?
mige:namaw harf nada're,ha'lewam biste,heyf w.c va pazira'eiw kena're hame!!!

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ye ruz 1 cos mireh gofta'r darma'ni miwe guz.

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ye ruz xa[har hossein fahmide ba' hossein reza'za'de ezdeva'j mikone migan angizeye woma' az in ezdeva'j ciye?
mige ma' xa'neva'degi a'dat da'rim berim zire ta'nk

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ye ruz ye torke raft doktor goft a'qa'ye doktor: cand vaqtie ke doca're bitafa'voty wode am .
doktore mige yani ci?
torke mige yani inke ala'n woma' ro toxmam ham hesa'b nemikonam.

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ye ruz ye piremarde mimire bad ye wab mire tu xa'be pesaraw be pesarew mige danundana'ye mano bara'm befrest
migan cera'
mige cun inja' ke hastam hamaw azam miporsan ci mixori
mixa'm begam *** migam chuuuuos

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va in ham xa'tera'te ye basijiye az jang:
ya'dew be xeyr xa'tera'te jang, baceha ba' ROYA' mixa'bidand
ba' SEPIDE sobh bida'r miwodand
ba' SAHAR amaliat mikardand
ha'ji miraft ru MINA'
manam SIMA' ro loxt mikardam!

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age goftin be torke maqrur va az xod ra'zi ci migan?
XARRAZI .
ha'la' age goftin be torke xeyli az xud ra'zi ci migan?
KAMA'LE XA'RAZY

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ye ruz rawtie mirese be torke mige xa'k bar saret
a'berut raft
torke mige cera'?
mige a'xe diwab zanam tu ***** xa'ne dide budet!

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be ye torke migan 20 melyon toman behet midim agar 100 ta nun barbari boxori
torke mire ye nim sa'at bad mia'd
migan koja' rafti?
mige raftam emteha'n kardam didam mitonam 100 ta' nun boxoram
bad omadam inja' 100 ta' non barbari boxoram

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ye ba'r ye torki mire xa'stega'ri mibine arus riw da're.
behew mixande
arus na'ra'hat miwe
behew migan boro az delew dar biya'r.
mire mige arus xa'num ma'wa'lla' bara' xodet mardi wodi