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ye bacehe be ba'ba'w mige ba'ba'jun vaqty woma' ba' ma'ma'n raftin ma'he asal manam ba'ha'tun budam??
ba'ba'he mige:a're pesaram raftana' ba' man budi bargawtana' ba' ma'ma'net

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yek roz sare 2ta kacal be ham mixore jaraqe mizane

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az yeh torkeh miporsan ta'la' kessi woma'ro a'qa' seda' kardeh?
migeh a'reh tu enqela'b ru yeh ma'win va'stadeh budam woa'r mida'dam yeki goft a'qa' bia' pa'in....

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Torkeh mireh Harameh Ema'm reza' Doa', yedafeh zamin larzeh miya'do harameh ema'm reza' miyofteh ru leba'sew, hey sai mikoneh fara'r koneh nemituneh, yedafeh da'd mizaneh Ya' ema'm Zama'n manro az dasteh in emma'm reza' naja't bedeh

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torke da'wte mirafte olampic xabarnega're azaw miporse a'qa' woma' ke da'rid mirid olampic doust da'rid ce maqa'mi kasb konid?
torke yek kam fekr mikone mige: maqa'me moazzame rahbari!

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ye ruz ye pirezane montazere ta'ksi bude ye ta'ksi jolo pa'w negah mida're az qaza' tuye un ta'ksi ye axundi ham neweste bude zane dare ma'wino va' mikone ke sava'r we be axunde mige kuneto bekew kena'r. axunde mige xa'num in ce tarze harf zadane
aqalan begin ba'san
zane mige fekr kardi kunam mesle esme kuceha'st ke harvaqt xa'stin esmewo avaz konin?
kun kune dige!!!

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yek zane xodewo az tabaqeye 100 minda'ze pa'in
cera' nemimire?
Dar java'b:navar behdawtiw ba'l da'r bude

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yek ruz yek polise java'ni loxt wode bude va dola' va'ysa'de bude .behew migan ci ka'r mikoni ?
mige mixa'm qazviniha'ro wena'sa'yi konam

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Do ta tork da'wtan be toxmha'ye hamdigar lagad mizadand. Tehruniyeh porsid dard nemigireh vaqti lagad mizanid?
Torkha' java'b da'dand, nah putin pa'mune!

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Yek ruz yek zane mire doktor mige a'qa'ye doktor, kose man mixa're
Doktor mige bekewid pa'in man bebinam
zane mige, na doktor, woharam nemiza're
doktor mige: xob woma' berid xune be woharetun begid akse kose woma' ro bekewe
zane qabul mikone
farda'w ba' akse *** mia'd va akse xeili tabi i wode bude
doktor mige, xa'num, wohare woma naqa'we?
zane mige na, woharam *** kewe!

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ye ruz ya' gusfandaru powte va'net sava'r karde budan mibordan ke sar beboran un da'wt gerye mikard con jelo sava'r nawode bud.

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Ye ba'r ye rawtiye mire nunva'yi midoe jelo mige :
a'qa' ja;n 2 ta; nun bede ma' berim ....
Nunva'e mige boro tahe saf va'isa' ...
Rawtiye ye zare do ro barew ro nega'h mikone mibine safi nist doba're mige :
a'qa' ja'n 2 ta' nun bede ma' berim ...
Nunva'ee mige a'qa' goftam boro tahe saf va'isa'
rawtiye har ci nega'h mikone mibine safi nist...
xola'se ye sang bar mida're mizane be wiwe o miwkane ....
Nunva'ee mige uy martike ...wiwaro ce wikundi ....
Rawtiye mige : auuuuuuuu inhame a'dam tu safan to faqat mano mibini ???

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ye ruz ye torke xa'k mire to cewa'w bad mire joloye a'yine hey fut mikone/
ye torke da'wt az onja' rad miwud goft xare ba'yad begi un fut kone

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yeruz ye torke dar kuce be waxsi barxord kardo goft :bebaxwid mesle inke man woma'ru gablan dar TEHRAN didam.
on waxs goft :hatman ewteba'h mikonid man ta' ha'la' TEHRAN naraftam.
torke goft : ettefa'qan manam ta' ha'la' TEHRAN naraftam pas la'bud 2 nafare dige budand ke hamdigaru dar TEHRAN didand.

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Torkeh , qabl az sa'leh jadid mireh harcii pul da'wteh taqvim mixareh vamiiza'reh to anba'r , zanew miporseh bara' cie inqadr taqviim xaridi?
mige xa'nom har sa'l qeymata' da'reh 2 bara' bar miwe , man ham taqvima' ro sa'leh dige 2 bara'bar mitunam befruwam