Wild and crazy

[Dokhtar Bandari]

What have you done that is been either wild, our of character, down right hilarious or out of this world crazy? Save the threesome stories please...

Come on this can be fun.

[maryam9]

Ive forgotten a lot of the things i used to do. Ive calmed down now these past 5 years (thank god!!)

you start us off, DB

[Dokhtar Bandari]

LOL.... come on Maryam, everyone does crazy things, give us one story..khasis,lol

[maryam9]

Now that im sitting here memories are flooding back, but my stories arent crazy. Theyre just stupid things that i done when i was a kid/teenager.

One of my mums friends has 2 daughters who were just plain crazy, and i MEAN crazy! Vahsheeye vaagheyee. Her own mum was scared of her...LOL. Everytime my mum would say shes going there for a visit I would make up 1001 excuses not to go.

For example, this girl invited her schoolfriend over to her house and in the middle of the night set fire to her friend's hair, ROFL!!

Or their neighbours went on holiday to Sudan for a month, and this girl knew where exactly the neighbours kept the spare key. She would break into the neighbours house to play computer games during the summer vacation.

The other sister was handicapped and when she was at home on her own she would call a taxi, ask the taxi to go and buy macdonalds for her and to deliver it to her house. So a big mac meal or whatever would cost 5X the amount.

[Atef_Dubai]

wen i was lil i use to take stick and hit guys lools :d
and all was running away
and 1 more thing i trow a guy from up on sands and little but of stones on the sands
but thx god he was alive lol just got some pain this is wen i was lil ow am good boy

[Dokhtar Bandari]

I was driving to New York one day (few years ago) and I saw a Benz pulled over with the hood up, a good looking guy looking ditrought, so I thought may be he needs help. So I pulled over and asked if he needs help, he said if I could give him a ride to couple of exit down the road. I agreed, he said will you open the trunk I want to put the brief case in the trunk.
Aummmm I said but poped the trunk anyways and he put his breifcase in the trunk... as i was dringin I notice he looks angry... so I tried to open a conversation. I asked the guy so why did you have to put the brief case in the trunk? what's in the brief case?
As though I just asked him for his life, he truned around, still angry looking and said "none of your F**king business".... ooooooooooppps I told myself and I was really sorry I had gave him a ride... so I pulled over to the side of the road and said you need to get out, i don't feel comfortable. He looked at me as though he was about to shoot me, but opened the door and as soon as he stepped out, I took off like a bath out a hell... with the briefcase in the trunk.... can you imagin that???

[maryam9]

DB, no skinny dipping stories from your end?
come on, dont be shy!!!

heres anotehr one

this girl has the biggest crush on this guy. one night she goes to his house, round into his back garden and from the washing line steals a pair of Y-fronts which has something like "Love machine" written on the front... Anyway shes really excited and keeps it under her pillow or someting, sleeps with it or whatever, or smells it, not sure of the details. Basically, a few weeks later shes talking to the same guy and he mentions in passing that his dad is looking for his favourite pair of y-fronts because its missing.... grosssssss!!!!!!! LOL
apparently, the mum bought it for the dad for valentines day and they were looking for it, wondering what happened to it

[Atef_Dubai]

khob badesh chi shod

[Dokhtar Bandari]

I met my cousin in England and we were taking a trip to Iran together. We arrived in the airport going through the custom and the women who was in charge of our lane of course was covered head to toe and she was very nasty too. So my cousin was ahead of me and the official women took a look at my cousin and said : Khahesh mikonam mohatoono beposhonied va on contact lenzatono dar biareen.. in a very demeaning way.
My cousin turned red and blue and every other color and shout at her... akheh dahati mageh balad nisti bekhoni, neveshteh rangeh cheshm "Firozey".. va moham ta onja ke misheh poshidast... mikhay che kar koni???
OMG, I had to put my hand on her mouth before she went any further. I had to apologize and bring up excuses and literally drag her out of there before we both end up in jail. That was scary.

[maryam9]

khob badesh chi shod

dari be ki harf mizani?
If you are talking to me, I read the story about the man's underwear in a magazine so i dont know the ending. I think the girl who sent in her story won a prize or something. It was in cosmopolitan or something

I met my cousin in England and we were taking a trip to Iran together. We arrived in the airport going through the custom and the women who was in charge of our lane of course was covered head to toe and she was very nasty too. So my cousin was ahead of me and the official women took a look at my cousin and said : Khahesh mikonam mohatoono beposhonied va on contact lenzatono dar biareen.. in a very demeaning way.
My cousin turned red and blue and every other color and shout at her... akheh dahati mageh balad nisti bekhoni, neveshteh rangeh cheshm "Firozey".. va moham ta onja ke misheh poshidast... mikhay che kar koni???
OMG, I had to put my hand on her mouth before she went any further. I had to apologize and bring up excuses and literally drag her out of there before we both end up in jail. That was scary.

[indian_blues]

Weirdest thing i ever did is stuck up at Iranian forum called Tapesh and believing one day i could meet my Iranian love overthere

[Dokhtar Bandari]

Weirdest thing i ever did is stuck up at Iranian forum called Tapesh and believing one day i could meet my Iranian love overthere

That is indeed wild and crazy Indi jaan.