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  • horiyeh
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2005
    • 4834

    #1

    This is so kewl ( sentences )

    >Take the last letter in your first name:
    > >
    > >A - I ****ed
    > >B - I have
    > >C - I need
    > >D - I sucked
    > >E - I gave head to
    > >F - I got wet n wild with
    > >G - I tasted
    > >H - I sucked
    > >I - I swallowed down
    > >J - I blew
    > >K - I got down and dirty with
    > >L - I soled
    > >M - I tasted
    > >N - I was desperate for
    > >O - I ordered
    > >P - I partied with
    > >Q - I had quickie with
    > >R - I got rowdy with
    > >S - I played
    > >T - I turned on
    > >U - I gave birth to
    > >V - I stripped for
    > >W - I ****ed
    > >X - I gave hand to
    > >Y - I aroused
    > >Z - I played
    > >
    > >Take the last letter in your last name:
    > >
    > >A - a hobo
    > >B - a male stripper
    > >C - a cat
    > >D - a pencil
    > >E - a naked statue
    > >F - a firefighter
    > >G - a goat
    > >H - a MILF
    > >I - a porn star
    > >J - a male prostitute
    > >K - a clock
    > >L - an adult toy
    > >M - a Louis Vuitton bag
    > >N - a whore
    > >O - a DILF
    > >P - a pimp
    > >Q - a quarter
    > >R - a slut
    > >S - a bastard
    > >T - a gay guy
    > >U - a stuft animal
    > >V - an ugly fat kid
    > >W - a bitch
    > >X - a cheerleader
    > >Y - a nerd
    > >Z - a pyromaniac
    > >
    > >Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first
    > >letter of your mothers maiden name):
    > >
    > >A - and I enjoyed it
    > >B - for a one night stand
    > >C - for money
    > >D - so I could hookup with a jock
    > >E - and I got banged after
    > >F - for a water bra
    > >G - for a cherry flavored condom
    > >H - so I could get a nose job
    > >I - for an underwear
    > >J - for birth control
    > >K - for a shopping spree
    > >L - so people would talk about me
    > >M - so i could go around naked
    > >N - so I could get butt implants
    > >O - for sex
    > >P - and it was hot
    > >Q - all for lust
    > >R - just for the attention
    > >S - all for a fat kid
    > >T - so I could be sexy
    > >U - so i could run around like a retard!
    > >V - and i hated it
    > >W - all for pleasure
    > >X - so I could get a boob job
    > >Y - for lube
    > >Z - all for a hot guy
    > >

    now write ur sentence!!hahah
    Last edited by horiyeh; 04-26-2006, 05:42 PM.

  • horiyeh
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2005
    • 4834

    #2
    looooool i got:

    i played a bitch for a water bra!!
    loool hahhaa
    stupid!!

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    • donsaeid
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2005
      • 28300

      #3
      I sucked a bastard for a cherry flavored condom... looool
      نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


      «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
      صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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      • horiyeh
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2005
        • 4834

        #4
        Originally posted by donsaeid
        I sucked a bastard for a cherry flavored condom... looool
        looooool.....
        hahahhahhaaa

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        • donsaeid
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2005
          • 28300

          #5
          khob mazeye albalo dasht dige albalo... loool
          نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


          «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
          صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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          • Narges-Khanoom
            Member
            • Oct 2005
            • 1547

            #6
            I sold a quarter and it was hot
            هركجا هستم باشم
            آسمان مال من است
            پنجره فكر هوا عشق زمين مال من است
            چه اهميت دارد گاه اگر مي رويند قارچهاي غربت!!!


            زندگي دو نيمه است : نيمه اول در انتظار نيمه دوم ، نيمه دوم در حسرت نيمه اول .


            اگه یه پروانه روی سرت نشست تعجب نکن چون ............ . من آدرس قشنگترین گله دنیا رو بهش دادم.

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            • Narges-Khanoom
              Member
              • Oct 2005
              • 1547

              #7
              Originally posted by donsaeid
              khob mazeye albalo dasht dige albalo... loool
              hahaha
              هركجا هستم باشم
              آسمان مال من است
              پنجره فكر هوا عشق زمين مال من است
              چه اهميت دارد گاه اگر مي رويند قارچهاي غربت!!!


              زندگي دو نيمه است : نيمه اول در انتظار نيمه دوم ، نيمه دوم در حسرت نيمه اول .


              اگه یه پروانه روی سرت نشست تعجب نکن چون ............ . من آدرس قشنگترین گله دنیا رو بهش دادم.

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              • mahsaak
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2005
                • 4933

                #8
                i ****ed amilf, so i could get a nose job??
                khob aslan yani chi??
                maskhare bazihaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                mersi horiyeh jan



                MAHSA














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                • gg666
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 4131

                  #9
                  i ****ed a pornstar, so i could hook with a jock
                  Love like you never got hurt
                  work like you don't need the money
                  Dance like no one is watching


                  تا عاقلان راهی برای یکبار خندیدن پیدا کنند دیوانگان هزار بار خندیده اند

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                  • donsaeid
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 28300

                    #10
                    ama mahsa male man kheili ghashang dar omad.... hehe

                    milf yani Mothers i like to F U C K... in kalame (MILF) bad az filme avale american pai marof shod bekhatere madare stifler...

                    in amozeshi bod... bad amozi nadashte bid...
                    نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                    «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                    صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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                    • gg666
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 4131

                      #11
                      male man az hame behtare.....
                      Love like you never got hurt
                      work like you don't need the money
                      Dance like no one is watching


                      تا عاقلان راهی برای یکبار خندیدن پیدا کنند دیوانگان هزار بار خندیده اند

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                      • donsaeid
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 28300

                        #12
                        na male man behtare...
                        نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                        «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                        صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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                        • gg666
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 4131

                          #13
                          bashe male to...ama be sharti ke in cherry flavored ro bedi beman
                          Originally posted by donsaeid
                          na male man behtare...
                          Love like you never got hurt
                          work like you don't need the money
                          Dance like no one is watching


                          تا عاقلان راهی برای یکبار خندیدن پیدا کنند دیوانگان هزار بار خندیده اند

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                          • mahsaak
                            Senior Member
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 4933

                            #14
                            doni jan man manisho midoonam
                            ama manzooram inke ke natije chie, adam bayad az kari ke mikone ye chizi yad begire,
                            nemidoona man hal nakardam ba in thread
                            ok have fun



                            MAHSA














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                            • donsaeid
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 28300

                              #15
                              khob... masalan adam yad migire chetori ye cherry flavored condom giresh biad... hehe... ease up dear... have a great night... ye sari ghesmate siasi bezan onja 2-3 ta maghaleye gozashtam...

                              eeee.... gg fekr kardi be hamintori behet midam ono... man barash aragh rikhtam,,,, loool
                              نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                              «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                              صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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