To Ham Sooti Dadi?

[Hamidjan]

han, yadam oftad. yek sooti nabe dige. in sooti marboot be dorane rahnamaee man mishe. hamantor ke dar khater darid (ya nadarid), 1 mah ta 2 hafteh moondeh be emtehanat, barnameye emtehani ra midahand ta bacheha, kheire sareshoon, nagozarand shabe emtehan dars bekhoonan. ke albatte ma ham mesle hame, barnameh ra shoot mikardim roo miz va daghighan shabe emtehan, tazeh negah mikardim ke baraye farda chi bayad bekhoonim. bale, taghriban in raveshe dars khoondan ba movafaghiyat pish miraft ta inke yek rooz, vasate emtehanat, ma negah kardim va didim farda emtehane Farsi darim. ma ham neshastim koli she'r hefz kardim va kalame va tarkibate tazeh ra hefz kardim va sobh raftim madrese. didim hame ketabe Riyazi dasteshoon. be bacheha goftam "vah ke ajab khari mizanid shoma, emrooz ke emtehane Farsi darim, shoma Riyazi mikhoonid?" didam hame goftand "chi? Farsi? Farsi ke pas-farda hast, emrooz Riyazi hast" dahanam az tajob chenan baz shodeh bood ke rahat yek hendoone mahboobi miraft toosh kholase ba ajale barnameh ra az kifam darvardam va didam bale, rast migoftand, man yek khat eshtebah kardeh boodam. hala age goftid chi shod? dorost hads zadid, Farsi ra 20 shodam. va in yeki ra dorost hads nazadid, chon man Riyazim khoob bood va bedoone inke shabe emtehan khoondeh bashamesh, nomreye khoobi azash gereftam (ke albatte bayad eteraf konam ke 20 nabood )

bebinam, khasteh shodid in ra khoondid? bayad kholasash mikardam? goftam ba tafzil begam, shayad behtar bashe. anyways, pochanegi in dardesar-ha ra ham dare

[Parinaz_M]

man emrooz raftam vase laftafam moosh begiram bad vaghti mikhastam varede maghaze besham be jaye enke dar ro pull konam dashtam pushmikardam
bad ye pesare ham poshte man bood bad gofti "oh dear i think you have pull" man ham goftam "oh dear i know, i was just testing you"

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lotf darin...har vaght yadet oomad begoo

[Hamidjan]

khahesh mandim. man alaveh bar khosoosiyate sooti dadane ziyad, faramooshi ham daram. in mojeb mishe ke albaghiye sooti-ham ra yadam nayad. vali age oomad, baz khaham goft

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har chi bood ke bahal bood

[Hamidjan]

in porsesh nokteye enherafi toosh bood yek taraf ra mizanam va yek taraf ra shave mikonam?
hala farz mikonim porsesh intori boodeh ke chera har 2 samt ra ba ham shave nemikonam? in dige teknik hast tajrobeh be bashar neshoon dadeh ke aval yek samt ra bezan va negah bokon ke khata mata toosh dashti ya na. azash tajrobeh begir ta oon samt ra behtar bezani

albatte lazem nist ke tozih bedam ke in tanha mezah bood

[gg666]

kheili bahal bood...hala ye soal..(albate fozol nistam vali khob)chera ye tarafo miazni va ye tarafo shave mikoni??man nadidam kasi inkaro kone

[Hamidjan]

ajab, pas sootiye man kheyli ham estesnaee naboodeh khiyalam rahat shod

[Hamidjan]

yeki dige ham begam? na baba, velesh kon, aberoom mire. vali bihkiyal, be kasi nagid faghat.
man hamishe adat daram yek samte sooratam ra shave konam va tigh ra beshooram va tarafe digar ra bezanam. ta injash ke sooti dar kar nist. amma yek rooz sobh ke dir az khab boland shodam ta beram sare kar, ba ajale khastam karaye amadeh-sazi ra anjam bedam. kholase soorat ra safa dadim va raftim sare kar. yek 2 ya 3 sa'ati gozasht va vaghte break shod. raftim yek coffee begirim va ba doostan gapi bezanim. doostam behem goft "in model rish tazeh mod shodeh?" goftam " kodoom model?" goft "hamin ke yek tarafesh ra bezani va oon tarafesh ra nazani?" raftam washroom va too ayeneh negah kardam didam, eh, yek samte sooratam ra aslan yadam rafteh shave konam koli ham oon rooz kar dashtam. natoonestam biyam khoone va majboor ta akhare vaghte kari ham oonja bemoonam. koli aberoo rizi shod. har khari oomad, fori fahmid va koli ham khandid behemoon va koli ham majboor shodam tozih bedam ke chera intori shodeh jaleb inja bood ke kheyli ham migoftand COOL fekr konam age nemigoftam sooti bood, az farda hame oon modeli be sare kar miyoomadand

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ye ba dadasham class aval bood dasht ba dampaee miraft..oonam dampayee man..ye dampayee sooratie goldar...hala khob shod mamanam did

albatte adam roosh nemishe ziyad sootihash ra bege vali ki be ki hast, migim

dorane dabirestan ba otoboos (BUS) miraftam madrese. 1 rooz ke hesabi diram shodeh bood, bodo, bodo raftim be samte madrese. too BUS mesle hamishe mesle gooshte ghorbooni be mileh avizoon boodam ke negaham oftad paeen. didam eh, bejaye kafsh pam dampaee pelastiki rang o roo rafteh pam hast. koli ja khordam. goftam ajab khari hasti mard, chera kafshet ra yadet raft? hichi, majboor shodim az BUS piyadeh beshim, bargardim khoone, kafsh bepooshim va berim madrese. be ezafeye inke 1 sa'at dir residim va 1 sa'at man ra too daftar negah dashtand va koli halam ra gereftand alan ham ke yadam miyofte, hers mikhoram

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hamin chand rooz pish bood rafte boodam kado valentine begiram..baad do ta marde irooni didan ke to gift shop tarafe in giftaye valenitinam...bad yekishoon be oon yeki goft :"in khanooma kheili nafahman...in khanoomaro negah(mano migoft) dare poole kado mide...fekr mikone martike dosesh dare..." ye dafe bargashtam ye chap be jofteshoon negah kardam...fahmidan iraniam..hol shodan aval baad oomadan ta mazerat khahi konan goftam nafahm toi ke fozooli mikoni...mage vase to daram kado migiram...hichi yaroo saresho andakht raft...

[Hamidjan]

albatte adam roosh nemishe ziyad sootihash ra bege vali ki be ki hast, migim

dorane dabirestan ba otoboos (BUS) miraftam madrese. 1 rooz ke hesabi diram shodeh bood, bodo, bodo raftim be samte madrese. too BUS mesle hamishe mesle gooshte ghorbooni be mileh avizoon boodam ke negaham oftad paeen. didam eh, bejaye kafsh pam dampaee pelastiki rang o roo rafteh pam hast. koli ja khordam. goftam ajab khari hasti mard, chera kafshet ra yadet raft? hichi, majboor shodim az BUS piyadeh beshim, bargardim khoone, kafsh bepooshim va berim madrese. be ezafeye inke 1 sa'at dir residim va 1 sa'at man ra too daftar negah dashtand va koli halam ra gereftand alan ham ke yadam miyofte, hers mikhoram

[jjbb]

engar az in kara sare kheili az maha ham omadeh ajab donyaei....
ye dafe ye aghaei ke fekr mikard irani boodan masalan kheili classe balaei be yeki az dostam mirese mige shoma spanish hasti akhe spanish to share ma kheili ziyade(cheap labor) albateh ino be maskhare mige dostam ham mige na man az hamon jaei ke to hasti omadam alabateh be farsi behesh mige...dostam migoft az khejalt dige nemidonest chi kar konehhhhhhhhh

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ye bar mano dostam to asansor boodim...baad ye zano shohar oomadan to asansor..marde shoroo kard dasto pa shekaste english az ma porsid where are u from...baad mano dostam kami hamdigaro negah kardim va javab nadadim..akhe dostam mikhast kerm berzize(chon in dafe aval nabood ke ba in sahne movajeh mishodim)baad yaroo did javab nemidim goft im irani..u r roosi...be hamin gandi ke migam sohbat mikard..baad gir dade bood ke ma roosim...baad zanesh ke did ma gij shodim az harfaye marde goft cheghadr khengan nemifahman...kholase zane haminjoor dasht tike mindakht ke be tabaghe khodemoon residim va ta dar baz shod goftam be to hich rabt nadare male kojaeem...ahamagham khodeti ba in harf zadanet...aval hol shodan nafahmidan chi darim migim...asan khoshk shodan...baad ke oomadim biroon asan ta dar baste she sedashoon dar nayoomad..hichi aghebatesh oomadan mazerat khahi...vali yaroo kheili khit shod

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man inja gahi mikham ghaza sefaresh bedam paye telefon farsi harf mizanam(haminjori)baad nemidoonam chejoori yaro ham ghashang order migire..