To Ham Sooti Dadi?

[Parinaz_M]

na ba fitting room eshtebah nagereftam, too food courtesh mikhastim ghaza bokhorim, man ham raftam ke kheyre saram dastamo beshooram, bad haminjoori ke dashtam ba mobile sobat mikardam raftam too dastshooyi mardoone, bad ye pesare omad did man oon tooam va daram dastamo mishooram, bad behem goft bebakhshid midooni ke too dashtshooyi mardoone hasti, man ham ye negahi be pesare kardm, goftam mardoone zanoone nadare, va be dast shostanam edame dadam

[gg666]

ye bar tehran boodam raftam dandoon pezeshki...doctore ham javoon boodo hey az khodesh tarif mikard...ye dafe dasht az man miporsid ke kojamo chi mikhonam..baad goft khodesh daneshgahe bufalo to US dars khonde...manam dorost nashnidam..(in adatame ke avazi mishnavam) baad fekr kardam mige man ba bufalo ha dars mikhoondam..hich bargashtam be monshish goftam in chi mige...yani chi ba bufalo ha dars khondam...bad khandid goft in daneshgaheshe...manam khamndidamo goftam havasam nabood..baad goftam nemikhad be doctore begi...dafe baad ke raftam matab didam doctor dare mikhande behem...fahmidam in monshie dahan lagh hame chio vase doctor gofte...hichi dige..hesabi sooti dadim jelo doctor

[gg666]

chera dastshooee mardoone...ba fitting room eshtebah gerefti???

tabestoon ke iran boodam, rafte boodim Millad kharid, bad man eshtebahi raftam too dastshooyi mardoone...........

[Parinaz_M]

tabestoon ke iran boodam, rafte boodim Millad kharid, bad man eshtebahi raftam too dastshooyi mardoone...........

[nanakhafan]

lol..badbakht cheghadr sare kar raft

[jjbb]

in tazegi etefagh oftad bara ye irani
bandeh khoda mikhad bere MBA bekhoneh va tazeh az iran omadeh behesh goftan ke bayad madarekash evaluate beshe emtehan tofelo...bedeh va in ham shoro karde bekhondan
ye roozi ye ki behesh zang mizaneh ke bi ya bara mosahebeh va to ro ghabol mikonim
ishan be man zang zad man behesh goftam ke emkan nadareh ke toro bedon madrak ham ghabol mikonan
be har hal ishan sare moed mire hey mishine khabari nemishe akhar mire be secreter mige ke shoma zang zadid man bara mosahebe khastid
darde sra nadam az pa deraztar barmigardeh
man badesh oono didam goftam chi shod
goft ke dostash az canada zang mizanan va in barname ro barash piyadeh kardan chon vaghti ke mire khone ye message migire ke mosahebeh che tor bood
ishan ro dosthaye irani khoob ke ba ayandeh ye javano intori sootish kardann
hala har kari bekhad bekoneh be man zang mizaneh ke in momkene ya na.....

[gg666]

ye baram mano dostam rafte boodim sham..man ghabl az ghaza raftam dastamo beshooram..bad ta bargardam dostam neye to livano gere zad...tori ke azash hichi bala nemiomad...vaggti bargashtamo khastam nooshabe bokhoram didam hichi bala nemiad...dostam ham ta fahmid raft be bahane daastshooe biroon...manam ke oonroz bimarestan boodamo haal nadashtam...vaghti neyo didam gere khorde fekr kardam kare in garsonast...yaroo ro seda kardam ...shoroo kardam dado bidad ke mage marizizn neyo gere mizanin...yaroo ham hol shode bood..khandasham gerefte bood be neye...hamintor ke bego mago mikardam yedafe dostamo didam ke dare miado mikhande...oonmoghe fahmidam kare in rafighame...kholase inghadr lajam gerefte bood ke khoda midoone

[jjbb]

man har dafe ke presentation daram sooratam mesle laboo sorkh mishe, for the first 2 min, bad dige be range tabiyee bar migardam

man aval khejalat mikesham makhsosan agar kasai ke onja hastan ashna bashan bad az chand daghighe dige yadam mire va mesle bolbol harf mizanam

[jjbb]

chand shab pish rafte boodim sham biroon, bad vaghti ke ghazamono ovordan dokhtare goft enjoy your food, man ham goftam you 2........

that was funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
manam in karo kardam vali alan ke to gofti yadam oftadddddddddd

[Parinaz_M]

man har dafe ke presentation daram sooratam mesle laboo sorkh mishe, for the first 2 min, bad dige be range tabiyee bar migardam

[nanakhafan]

loooool funnnny.....

[Parinaz_M]

chand shab pish rafte boodim sham biroon, bad vaghti ke ghazamono ovordan dokhtare goft enjoy your food, man ham goftam you 2........

[jjbb]

ye bar man mikhastam be yeki tasliyat begam va yade ye nafarei oftadam ke be ja tasliyae gofteh bood tabrik hala man hamash be in fekr bodam ke man kheit kari nakonam
vali hads bezan akhar ham gofatam tabrik az khejalat mordammmmmmmmmm

[Parinaz_M]

man terme pish classe speech dashtam
bad ye informational speech dashtim ke ye chiro bayad dorost mikardim ya ye kari ro anjam midadim sare class va dar barash tozih midadim
man ham tasmim gereftam ke darse belly dancing bedam
enghad hol karde boodam ke tamame badanam dasht milarzid, bad hame fekr mikardan man hamash daram harekate shimmy ro anjam midam

[nanakhafan]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool gave fekre khoobiye