Irooni mid-life crisis

[Rasputin]

If a man tells his wife of 20 years that she should be aware that at any moment he can go back to Iran and marry a 25 year old; should the woman be offended/ threatened/ mad/ sad? I find myself to be obsessed with the issue, simply because lately, my husband has been saying that to me repeatedly....

[abadani69]

شروط يک پسر ایرونی براي ازدواج

از کليه دوشيزگان قدبلند زيباروي واجد شرايط زير تقاضا داريم تقاضانامه*ها و رزومه خود را جهت ربودن دل بنده به صورت پيغام در قسمت نظرات يا به وسيله ايميل به نشاني بنده بفرستند.

بديهي است

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[abadani69]

40 clues to recognize you are an "IROONI"


1- If you are a car salesman and at the same time, a singer.
2- If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
3- If you dress up to go to grocery store.
4- If you go to concert, but you never see the singer...

[Parinaz_M]

بيچاره دخترا اگه خوشگل باشن مي گن عجب جيگريه



اگه زشت باشن مي گن كي اينو مي گيره



اگه تپل باشن مي گن چه گوشتيه



اگه لاغر باشن مي گن چه مردنيه



اگه مودبانه

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[Parinaz_M]

age tip bezanim berim biroon migan ba ki gharar dari???
age lebasaye mamooli bepooshim migan to aslan salighe nadari
age ziyad begim dooset daram migan baz che naghsheii dari???
age nagim dooset daram migan paye kase digeii vasate???
age ziyad beheshoon zang bezanim migan etemad...

[Rasputin]

تفسیر فرمایشات خانوم ¤¤

وقتی همسرتون میگه تو منو دوست...

[jjbb]

doostan (makhsosan aghayan) inja begin az koja mishe fahmid ye dokhtar iranie. mamoolan hame kheyli rahat mifahman vali hich kesi tahala specific nagofte.
khob ye list dorost mikonim
lotfan nazar bedid

[Rasputin]

زن ها و دخترهای ایرانی می میرند اگه

- بعد از هر مهمانی...

[Rasputin]

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[djTapesh]

Dokhtar Irooni



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[einstein]

Hallo everybody.....I'm looking for this song for more than 4 years...

It's one of the songs of Kouros called: Ma hameh irooni hastim...

If you have this song, can you send it to me please ?

here is my msn: zwarte_sokken@hotmail.com...

[Anonymous]

Be nazar begereed, ke jolotoon, 2 mard vaysdan, Yekyshoon irani, pooste TAN, ghade medium, muscular, Varsesh kare.cheshmo mo meshky, damaghe koocheek abroo haye ghashang, va irani zaban. Va dovomish, yek mard Amricayee, kodomeshro enkhab mikoneed?

[Anonymous]

Khaste shodam az een dokhtarhaye karegy, na tafahom farhangy daram bahashoon, na hamzaboon hastan, Delem mikhad yeh dokhtary payda she keh irany ye irani bashe mesle khodam. Farsi ra kamel baladbashe va ba farhang ashene ye ashena bashe, Lholase, montazeram yare farda man.

[djTapesh]

man ke faghat ba iroooni arooosi mikonam vassallaam

[djTapesh]

guys shomaha to canada dametoon garm, marametooon o bava boodaneton az baro bachehayeh jahayeh digeh bishtareh,

you guys won the month of April ... lets see who will get in top for the month of May ...... I'm hoping Iranians in USA chooon khodamam to USA hastam )