40 clues to recognize you are an "IROONI"
40 clues to recognize you are an "IROONI"
1- If you are a car salesman and at the same time, a singer.
2- If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
3- If you dress up to go to grocery store.
4- If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
5- If you never wear your wedding ring.
6- If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
7- If you pronounce " Sure ", SHOOR.
8- If your favorite drink is Vodka.
9- If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
10- If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for bad programming.
11- If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
12- If you call gas station, Gaz Estation.
13- If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house and car.
14- If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
15- If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a chelokababy.
16- If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
17- If you claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH.
18- If you don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW.
19- If you have to shave more than once a day.
20- If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
21- If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave.
22- When they ask, "where are you from?" you reply, Italy!!, yet have a "tasbeeh" in your hands.
23- Have Spaghetti with yoghourt using spoon and fight over its Tahdeeg.
24- Have an "Aaftaabeh in your Toilet" and if not...
25- water in a milk bottle will do just as good.
26- Invite friends over for dinner and buy Pizza, yet cook some extra rice... just in case!.
27- Believe no-one else can make Kabaab Better than us.
28- Watch Rugby Test Matches, yet play only soccer over the weekends.
29- Being addicted (so much) to "Tea " that you drink it in a big coffee mug.
30- Have dogs but don't let them come inside the house.
31- Beat the hell out of them (dogs) when they come in, then suddenly remember they are " Najess " and go and wash out your hands 7 times with soap and say, "Pedar Sag Aslan Aadam nemeesheh!!!!
32- Complain about everybody's accent, but your self’s
33- If you wear a luxury ROLEX watch and you are always LATE at appointments, meetings and dates.
34- If you have been living in "Kharej" for 25 years and people still call you "Sarhang".
35- If you eat McDonald with "Somagh" and your son eats "Chelo-Kebab" with Ketch-up.
36- If you have been living 25 years in CANADA, yet not bought a house, because you still think: "Hanooz maloom nist inja bemoonim ya na"
37- If you have bought shares of YAHOO company because you want to show you are "Darvish-maslak". (Ya, Hoo!)
38- If you run a business and wish Iranian come to you, but at the same time strongly believe that "Ba Irooni moameleh nemikonam chon hamashon kolah-bardar va sharlatanan va mikhan sare adam kolah bezaran"
39- If you talk about a 25-30 years old car and still say "Kehili tamiz - Fanni saalem"
40- If you finish this Email and think "That was right, All Iranian are like this. and repeat to yourself: "Shokre khoda man yeki injori nistam"
1- If you are a car salesman and at the same time, a singer.
2- If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
3- If you dress up to go to grocery store.
4- If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
5- If you never wear your wedding ring.
6- If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
7- If you pronounce " Sure ", SHOOR.
8- If your favorite drink is Vodka.
9- If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
10- If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for bad programming.
11- If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
12- If you call gas station, Gaz Estation.
13- If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house and car.
14- If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
15- If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a chelokababy.
16- If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
17- If you claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH.
18- If you don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW.
19- If you have to shave more than once a day.
20- If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
21- If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave.
22- When they ask, "where are you from?" you reply, Italy!!, yet have a "tasbeeh" in your hands.
23- Have Spaghetti with yoghourt using spoon and fight over its Tahdeeg.
24- Have an "Aaftaabeh in your Toilet" and if not...
25- water in a milk bottle will do just as good.
26- Invite friends over for dinner and buy Pizza, yet cook some extra rice... just in case!.
27- Believe no-one else can make Kabaab Better than us.
28- Watch Rugby Test Matches, yet play only soccer over the weekends.
29- Being addicted (so much) to "Tea " that you drink it in a big coffee mug.
30- Have dogs but don't let them come inside the house.
31- Beat the hell out of them (dogs) when they come in, then suddenly remember they are " Najess " and go and wash out your hands 7 times with soap and say, "Pedar Sag Aslan Aadam nemeesheh!!!!
32- Complain about everybody's accent, but your self’s
33- If you wear a luxury ROLEX watch and you are always LATE at appointments, meetings and dates.
34- If you have been living in "Kharej" for 25 years and people still call you "Sarhang".
35- If you eat McDonald with "Somagh" and your son eats "Chelo-Kebab" with Ketch-up.
36- If you have been living 25 years in CANADA, yet not bought a house, because you still think: "Hanooz maloom nist inja bemoonim ya na"
37- If you have bought shares of YAHOO company because you want to show you are "Darvish-maslak". (Ya, Hoo!)
38- If you run a business and wish Iranian come to you, but at the same time strongly believe that "Ba Irooni moameleh nemikonam chon hamashon kolah-bardar va sharlatanan va mikhan sare adam kolah bezaran"
39- If you talk about a 25-30 years old car and still say "Kehili tamiz - Fanni saalem"
40- If you finish this Email and think "That was right, All Iranian are like this. and repeat to yourself: "Shokre khoda man yeki injori nistam"
If a non-iranian were to read that they would think low of Iranians. For example, ages ago while other civilisations were in the dark ages, the persians were ahead of their time.
looooool. as dokhtar bandari said, his heart isn Iranian 
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