Iranian goats are smart

[Rasputin]

Iranian goats are smart.

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This goat at Kahrizak in Tehran can open the gate and let itself out.

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If, like me, you own an aging and increasingly bulky-looking Palm Treo but are reluctant to abandon the Palm OS, the Centro may be the interim smart phone you've been waiting for.

I say "interim" because the shipping unit I received today still lacks features that are routinely...

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Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender role in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms....

[abadani69]

Smart Answers!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots hisfriend and kills him.
Wife says :

"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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[abadani69]

A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, Monday
morning.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

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Do you think you are not as smart as your friends? Do you want to be smarter? Are you determined to LEARN? AND to be successful? DO YOU WANT TO BE A LEADER? WELL, READ THIS! Are you ready?!?

Steps

First you should start by making a schedule of what you will do during...

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Well Being smart can be hard and requires time and modivation..

Steps

Reading books, novels, articles, newspapers, anything will improve your smartness
crosswords, lexicons, word searches, brain teasers, puzzles, and sudoko (number things), etc will make your...

[Cop]

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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