Laws of Ultimate Reality

[Dokhtar Bandari]

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is...

[maryam9]

im sure everyone's got this by email/myspace/whatever.
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[persian_king]

I will share some of my best musics with you guys, these are not just songs, but memories of my friends who gave me these songs and each song reminds me of them. i hope you guys can have good times with this collection as well.

i will start with two great songs about our country, IR...

[donsaeid]

The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes

One joke that we did in residence was the Chinese Fire Drill I don't quite know why it is called that. Anyway..
The victim is on the pot in the dorm washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket (we used the waste baskets from our rooms) and fills the...