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im a little weird they say.. i still hav to stay a little while with drunkards on the street and listen to their stories... and bring it up here...
Only in the Philippines
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thanks meOriginally posted by me_89that was funny blue sky joon
, u know there was a commercial here in my country. there was a boy who came late from his date. his gf is waiting mad inside a certain place. the boy came and yell to his gf like this: Y AM I LATE. DONT I KNOW THAT U WERE WAITING FOR ME. I AM SO STUPID! I HATE ME (SLAP)! I HATE ME (SLAP)!
then i just said to u now, = THANKS ME
I got confuse to myself
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my ex-bf and i talked, i was begging for him to come back to me, he didnt answer instead he held my hand and bring it on his chest. i cried so hard and slapped him.... coz he already got BOOBS!
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there were 2 flies landed on a shit. "i wanna fart" said the first fly. the second fly replied "u rude! cant u see im eating?"
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ok. pls hav patience coz i hav to hear some more from drunkards on the streets... :P
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QUESTION: y do piglets feel shy?
ANSWER: bcoz their mother is a pig!
QUESTION: y is it more shameful for young goats?
ANSWER: bcoz their mom got "beard"!
QUESTION: y are the chicks the most shameful?
ANSWER: bcoz their mom has "EGGS"!
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