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[bluesky_152000]

grandma wears see thru nighties the first night
grandpa doesnt notice
grandma wears t-back the second night
grandpa doesnt give a damn still
grandma wears nothing the third night
grandpa: eeeewwwwwwwww what the hell are u wearing?? it is crumpled!!!

[jjbb]

very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[bluesky_152000]

heheheh, my dad also laugh at it

[nanakhafan]

loooooooooool..

[bluesky_152000]

TEACHER: we are descendants of Adam and Eve.
STUDENT: that's not true! My dad says we are descendants of an APE!
TEACHER: we are not talking about YOUR FAMILY!!!

[bluesky_152000]

JOHN: today is my wife's birhtday...
PETER: so what's ur gift for her?
JOHN: i asked her what she wants...
PETER: so what did she say?
JOHN: she said anything that has a diamond...
PETER: so what did u give to her?
JOHN: CARDS!

[bluesky_152000]

WIFE: It's a miracle!!!! You come home early!!!!???
HUSBAND: I just follow my boss' instruction, he told me "GO TO HELL!!!!!" so i come home.

[kami joon]

loooooooooooool. funnyyyyy

[nanakhafan]

LOOOOOL...last one was funny..

lol pari..gereftamesh vali gij shodam..

[Parinaz_M]

lol that was funny

nana joon do you have a PROBLEM with the first joke jigaram?????

[bluesky_152000]

u were riding in a bus, the music played so loud, u want to fart so u fart in the tune of the music so other passengers wont notice. u fart together wd ur feet in the beat of the drum. then u ask the driver to stop, u were wondering why everybody was looking at u so mad. it was too late when u remembered u were wearing HEADSET!!!!!!!

[nanakhafan]

LOOOOOOOL.....i got confused....lol....

[bluesky_152000]

if u have a problem then do not problem ur problem but if ur problem's problem problems u then the problem is ur FACE