Funny section by Nutcase

[Nutcase]

ok people, all the written jokes, audio and video attachments that are funny will be posted here by me, so i don't open up a separate one each and every time, this way i am environmentally friendly by flooding/spamming less

here is some random stuff:

ghese az koja shoro shod * az chato maile shabone * az pm dadan to roomo * ye salame asheghone ** on shodam
be mehraboni * ke begam ba to michatam * ta begam bemoni on line * az friend liste ghashangam ** baz off
haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** baz off haye asheghoneh *
email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** eshghe to baraye ghalbam * avalino akharine *
toei tanha hamzabonam * ke hamishe nazanine * age on line * age off line * to bemoni * ya namoni ** to vasam
hanoz hamoni * ke baram aziz tarini * to vasam hanoz hamoni * ke baram aziz tarini * to vasam hanoz hamoni *
ke baram aziztarini

[Nutcase]

the audio link is a prank call

[donsaeid]

really funny picture thanx!

[Sepideh_UK]

LOOOL
Nice 1
Thanx Nutcase..

[amogholi]

its really funny

[mtl]

Mer30, bahal bud

[Nutcase]

links and pictures

http://media.putfile.com/PireMard

http://www.star28.net/snow.html

[Rasputin]

looool.. Thx :=)

[Nutcase]

parodies:

YouTube - Hooman and Kamran

YouTube - Boro Dega Dooset Nadaram Siavash

YouTube - black cats

[Rasputin]

loool

[Nutcase]

LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED 18+!

YouTube - Dumb & Dumber Persian

[Nutcase]

>>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster
> > >>to copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster
> > >>straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young
> > >>rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old
> > >>fellow, time to retire."
> > >>
> > >>The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens...
> > >>look at what it did to me!"
> > >>
> > >>The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about
> > >>this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take
> > >>over, so take a hike."
> > >>
> > >>The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the
> > >>two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you,"
> > >>
> > >>The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up!
> > >>I'm taking over!"
> > >>
> > >>So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the
> > >>young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have
> > >>a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race
> > >>gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why
> > >>not give me a little head start?"
> > >>
> > >>The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still
> > >>beat you."
> > >>
> > >>They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck
> > >>"Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
> > >>later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the
> > >>front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about
> > >>5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer,
> > >>sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs
> > >>his shotgun and...BOOM! He shoots the young rooster dead.
> > >>
> > >>He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife! "Son of a
> > >>bitch, third gay rooster I bought this week!"

[Nutcase]

>With all due respect to my chinese friends,this is
>>just for fun!
>>
>>LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES ... (READ THEM OUT LOUD)
>>
>>That's not right.................Sum Ting Wong
>>
>>Are you harboring a fugitive?......... Hu Yu Hai Ding?
>>
>>See me ASAP..................... Kum Hia Nao
>>
>>Stupid Man........................Dum Gai
>>
>>Small Horse....................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>>
>>Did you go to the beach?.............Wai Yu So Tan?
>>
>>I bumped into a coffee table.........Ai Bang Mai Ni
>>
>>I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
>>
>>It's very dark in here.................Wai So Dim?
>>
>>I thought you were on a diet........ Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>>
>>This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
>>
>>Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>>
>>Staying out of sight.................Lei Ying Lo
>>
>>He's cleaning his automobile............Wa Shing Ka
>>
>>Your body odor is offensive...........Yu Stin Ki Pu

[Rasputin]

LoooL ... So many thx Nutcase-e aziz :=) .

[Nutcase]

khahesh, anytime

> Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She
> > writes...
> >
> > The other day I went up to a local Christian
> > bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper
> > sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day
> > because I had just come from a thrilling choir
> > performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my
> > bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting
> > experience that followed!
> >
> > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
> > just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He
> > is and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
> > It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because
> > if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found
> > that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was
> > sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and
> > screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus
> > Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was
> > for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned
> > out of my window and started waving and smiling at
> > all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few
> > times to share in the love! There must have been a
> > man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > yelling something about a "sunny beach"...
> >
> > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only
> > his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked
> > my teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good
> > luck sign or something. Well, I've never met Anyone
> > from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him
> > the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out
> > laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > experience! A couple of the people were so caught
> > up in the joy of the moment that they got out of
> > their cars and started walking towards me. I bet
> > they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
> > but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
> > So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning,
> > and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I
> > was the only car that got through the intersection
> > before the light changed again and I felt kind of
> > sad that I had to leave them after all the love we
> > had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of
> > the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck
> > sign one last time as I drove away.
> >
> > Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
> >
> > Grandma