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  • Nazanin
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 9496

    #181
    Pas biya ye doodi hava konim be salamatiye jofteshoon

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    • RoadRunner
      Member
      • Dec 2003
      • 1644

      #182
      boro ke berim

      A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
      But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
      "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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      • Nazanin
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2004
        • 9496

        #183
        looooool roomo kam kardiyaaaaaaa, damet aciiiid

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        • RoadRunner
          Member
          • Dec 2003
          • 1644

          #184
          roo doshmanet kam..
          A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
          But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
          "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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          • Nazanin
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 9496

            #185
            T-Shirts u souldn't wear

            (Felan in 20 ta ro gozashtam, badan baghiyasho mizaram, kheili bahalan )


            1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

            2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

            3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

            4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

            5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

            6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

            7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

            8 ) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

            9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

            10) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

            11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

            12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

            13) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

            14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

            15) God must love stupid people, he made so many..

            16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

            17) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

            18 ) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

            19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

            20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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            • Cop
              Senior Member
              • Jul 2003
              • 6619

              #186
              merciii naziooooo :P

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              • Nazanin
                Senior Member
                • Feb 2004
                • 9496

                #187
                Khahesh habibi

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                • RoadRunner
                  Member
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 1644

                  #188
                  hahaha
                  the one about smoking afterwards lol
                  A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                  But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                  "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                  • RoadRunner
                    Member
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 1644

                    #189
                    Attached Files
                    A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                    But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                    "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                    • RoadRunner
                      Member
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1644

                      #190
                      This is when you know you are going way too fast
                      Attached Files
                      A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                      But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                      "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                      • Nazanin
                        Senior Member
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 9496

                        #191
                        loooooooooooooooool @ hamashoon!!! Vali aks avaliye vagheiye 2vomi chi?? Is that real? loool OMG!

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                        • Cop
                          Senior Member
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6619

                          #192
                          na baba divoone nazioo kojash real e :P

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                          • RoadRunner
                            Member
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 1644

                            #193
                            haha
                            hamash real hast..
                            vali man be in Air France ye khorde shak daram khodaeish
                            A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                            But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                            "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                            • Cop
                              Senior Member
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 6619

                              #194
                              chinise ke reale ehtemale ziad valli on 2tta air france o bush omrann real bashe :P

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                              • RoadRunner
                                Member
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 1644

                                #195
                                bush ham real'e lol
                                i think haha
                                A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                                But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                                "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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