Funny Stuff (Written)

[Nazanin]

Oh ok, cool man looool

[RoadRunner]

hahah feel sorry for the guy though.. bet he wet his pants or something lol

[Nazanin]

Indeed! lol


Man boodam mikoshtamesh

[Nushabeh]

berry interesting.....

[Rasputin]

lol nushi

[Nazanin]

Globalization


Question: What is the height of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death!

Question: How come?

Answer:

An English princess
With an Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French tunnel
Driving a German car
With a Dutch engine
Driven by a Belgian
Who was pissed on Scottish whiskey
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi
On Japanese motorcycles
Treated by an American doctor
Using Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by an Iranian
Using Bill Gates' technology
Which he stole from the Taiwanese!


[of course, this is NOT Bill Gates' technology!
His is GW-Basic and Visual Basic, and now VB.NET]

[RoadRunner]

loool
nice 1

[Rasputin]

nice !

[Nushabeh]

bah bah khosham umad

[IQ]

lool

[Nazanin]

Driving in countries


* One hand on wheel, one hand out of window : Chicago

* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn : New York

* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror : Ohio, but driving in California

* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

* One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female pedestrians, conversation with someone in next car : Welcome to Iran!


@ the last one

[Nushabeh]

so true

[IQ]

looooooooooooooooooool

[Nazanin]

Ears



Dave, sadly was born without ears. Although successful in business this problem did annoy him greatly.
He needed to hire a new manager for his company. He set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting.
But at the end of the interview, Dave asked him: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Why yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears", came the reply.
Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office. The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Well... you have no ears", she said.
Dave got upset again and chucked her out in a rage. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his B.S. He was smart.
He was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
Much to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?"
Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person.
"How in the world did you know that?", he asked.
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied: "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f***ing ears!"

[Nushabeh]

... but thats mean poor guy