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Ye ruz ye torke mire piwe doctor migeh:a'qa'ye doctor man hameyeh ka'rha'ra' bara'ye baceh da'rwodan anja'm midam hata' a'bam ham mirize birun.
Doctor migeh ye ba'r mani to xa'rej kon bebinam
torkeh ham anja'm mide va ba' wedat mipa'we ru diva'r
doctor ba' zarebin nega'h mikone va migeh koromozonat mordan
be xa'tere hamin baceda'r nemiwi
torke mige ma'dar *****h manam ba' in wedat boxoram be diva'r mimiram

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torke mawhad tu haram bude ... yeho mibine ke ye doxtare xowgel mowgel miya'd ...
mire powte haram ke doxtararo did bezane ...
doxtare wuruo mikone be doa' ke: ey ema'm reza' ... be man qia'fe da''di, ma'dare xub da'di, pedare xub da'di, faqat ye wohare xb ham behem bede ...
yeho torke az powte haram miya'd birun mige:ey emam reza' .. cera' hol midi xodam da'ram miram !!!

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ye roz ye bacehe ba' ma'ma'new mire hamom
be ma'ma'new mige ma'ma'n on cie
mige(bores)
mige dastaw koja'st
mige to worte ba'ba't

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ye ruz a torkaro jav migirad sanad migozarand a'zad mikonanew.

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ye torke mireh sa'ndevicforuwi migeh:
- "ye sa'ndevice sosis bedeh boxorim!"
foruwandeh migeh:
- "bebinam to torki?"
- "az koja' fahmidi?"
- "xob az lahjat maElumeh digeh."
torke asaba'ni miweh mireh birun. woruE mikoneh tamrin kardan ke lahjawo az dast bedeh. baad az se sa'l tamrine waba'neruz belaxare lahjawo dorost mikoneh va dobareh mireh tu hamun maqa'zehe, migeh:
- "ye sa'ndevice sosis bedeh boxorim!"
- "bebinam to torki?"
- "ha'la' digeh az koja' fahmidi?"
- "axe inja' pa'rce foruwiye marde hesa'bi."

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dar sarba'zxuneh ettefa'q ofta'd.
sarhang: "esmet ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "mammad."
sarhang: "in ciyeh dasset?"
sarba'z: "tofangeh."
sarhang: "tofangeh? in mamlekateteh, in a'beruteh, in zendegiteh,
in Sarafeteh, in xa'hareteh, in ma'dareteh."
sarba'z: "baleh qorba'n."
sarhang: "esmet ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "wabun."
sarhang: "in ciyeh dasset?"
sarba'z: "xa'r ma'dare mammadeh."

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wabun bimox: "asqar?"
asqar qa'tel: "ha'n?"
wabun bimox: "limu par da'reh?"
asqar qa'tel: "na."
wabun bimox: "pas messe inke man qana'rito celundam tu ca'yim."

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ye doxtar o pesare a'lma'ni rafte budan tehra'n. ye ruz tu ma'win gire pa'sda'ra' miyoftan. az ham joda'wun mikonan va woruE mikonan soa'l kardan. yeki az pa'sda'ra' pa'sporta'wuno migireh mireh ye guweh. pa'sporte doxtararo nega'h mikoneh, tuw nevewte budeh: "Bundesrepublik Deutschland".
mixuneh: "buuuunnn dess reeepuub lik dooo ." velew mikoneh mireh sareh pa'sporte
pesareh: "buuuunnn dess reeepuub lik"
da'd mizaneh be refiqew migeh: "asqar velewun kon, xa'har bara'daran."

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ye ja'hele va'sta'de budeh loxt jeloye a'yineh be dudulew niga'h mikardeh. be zanew migeh: "bah bah, jama'lewo, ageh do sa'nt bozorgtar bud digeh wa'he farang budam."
zanew migeh: "ageh do sa'nt kuciktar bud ke malakeye farang budi."

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ma'dar be doxtar: "moqeike ba' duste pesaret miri birun hamiwe donge xodeto bedeh. har ci pulew wod to ham nesfewo bedeh ke xiya'lha'ye bixodi nakoneh."
baEd az ra'ndevuye avval.
ma'dar: "xob ci wod?"
doxtar: "raftim sinama'. xeyli esra'r kard vali man pule bilite xodamo da'dam."
baEd az ra'ndevuye dovvom.
ma'dar: "indafe cetor bud?"
doxtar: "ba' ham raftim resturant har ka'ri kard man naza'wtam va nesfe pulo da'dam."
baEd az ra'ndevuye sevvom.
ma'dar: "cetor wod?"
doxtar: "in dafe bara'm ye hadiyeh a'vordeh bud. ba'z kardam didam ye sa'ate qawangeh. manam didam un behem ye sa'at dadeh, manam raftam nim sa'at behew da'dam."

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yeki bud yeki nabud. ye ruz dar hamin Tehran e xodemun ye ba'nke markazi bud ke jelow do ta' wire boronzi da'wt. yekiwun nar bud yekiwun maddeh. in dota' sa'liya'ne sa'l hamintor va'sta'deh budan va zol mizadan be hamdigeh. dar teyye in sa'lha' digeh xeyli a'weghe hamdigeh wodeh budan vali az ka're ruzega'r nemitunestan be ham beresan. har ruz sobh doa' mikardan ke xoda' ye rahmi behewun bokoneh va inha' ro be ham beresuneh.
ye ruz ye vahy az xoda' miya'd: "farda' zohr be modatte nim sa'at woma' dota' forme heyva'ni migirid va mitava'nid be mora'de deleta'n beresid."
digeh dar hameye donya' hic mojassamei peyda' nemiwod ke xowha'ltar az in wirha'ye ma' ba'we.
farda' zohr sare sa'ate dava'zdah ye raEd o barq miweh va dota' wirha' wire va'qei miwan. foran midoan be tarafe hamdigeh (in slow motion) va woruE mikonan hamdigar ra' busidan va fori miran powte sa'xtemune ba'nk. baEd az ye robE barmigardan. wa'da'n o xanda'n dast be dast miyumadan. xoda' migeh: "xob ha'la' in ke nim sa'at nawod ye robEe digeh vaqt da'rin." wire ma'ddeh be nareh migeh: "doba'reh berim un powt?"
nare migeh: "ba'weh, vali endafeh TO kaftararo begir, MAN mirinam ru sarew."

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ye edde araqxor newaste budan tu xuneh araqxori. ye dafe pa'sdarha' dar mizanan. ina'm boland miwan dastpa'ce nemidunestan mawrubha'ro cika'r konan. yekiwun migeh: "berizin tu a'kva'riyom."
tu a'kva'riyom faqat ye ma'hiye kuculuye qermez budeh va hame gila'sa'wuno xa'li mikonan tu a'b.
pa'sda'rha' miya'n tu va har ci migardan cizi peyda' nemikonan. na'omid da'wtan miraftan birun ke ye dafe ma'hiye sarewo az a'b dar miya'reh ye sekseke mikoneh va arbadeh mikeweh:
"a'a'a'a'a'a'a'yy man k*ram tu k*neh har ci gorbas."

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amaleha' da'wtan sare ye sa'xtemune nimesa'z dar tabaqeye dava'zdahom ka'r mikardan. yeki miya'd az pa'yin da'd mizaneh: "qazanfar, qazanfar, zanet az tabaqeye sevvom ofta'deh tu xiya'bun, mordeh".
da'ha'tiye un ba'la' woru mikoneh tu sareh xodew zadan va mesle barq dava'zdah tabaqaro miya'd pa'yin. mippare ru motorew va mireh tarafeh xunaw. vasateh ra'h piwe xodew fekr mikoneh: - e ma' ke tabaqeye sevvom nemiwinim. vali ahhammiyat nemideh va ra'hewo eda'meh mideh.
cand daqiqeh baEd fekr mikoneh: - e man ke zan nada'ram. ba'zam edameh mideh. cand daqiqeh digeh fekr mikoneh:
- zekki, asan esme man ke qazanfar nist.

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moallem: "baceha' dar a'lma'n ye dastga'he sosis dorostkoni extera' kardan tama'm otoma'tikeh. az invar ga'v mikonan tuw az unvar sosis mia'd birun."
hassani: "a'qa' dastga'hi nist ke az invar sosis bokonan tuw, az unvar ga'v bia'd birun?"
moallem: "cera', un dastga'he nanateh. ba'ba't sosis karde tu, ha'la' to ga'v umadi birun."

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moallem: "baceha' ki miduneh saboktarin cizeh donya' ciyeh?"
hassani: "a'qa' k*reh."
moallem: "cera' k*reh?"
hassani: "con a'dam faqat ba' fekr ham mituneh bolandew koneh."
moallem: "ha'la' ki miduneh sangintarin cizeh donya' ciyeh?"
hassani: "a'qa' k*reh."
moallem: "ha'la' digeh cera' k*reh?"
hassani: "con vaqti boland wod ba' jarresaqil ham nemiweh xa'bundew."
moallem: "xob ha'la' motevassettarin cizeh donya' ciyeh?"
hassani: "a'qa' k*reh."
moallem: "bewin toxmessag kela'so k*ri kardi raft."