The Problem Game

[Snow]

Pretty simple, simply say what your problem is or tell us what's on your mind that's worrying you, and the next person provides a bad solution to your problem.
For example,

Someone might say 'My finger hurts, any advice?'

And the next person might say 'Chop it off, won't be a problem anymore'. (or something a lot funnier than that pathetic response).

I will go first.

I have a cold at the moment, what can I do to make it go away?

[Khorsheed]

Go and have a ice cream and finish it with iced cold water

[Khorsheed]

I have a slight head ache . . what can i do to make it go away ?

[abadani69]

go smoke hookah and get drunk

Iam not sleepy at the moment.what can i do?

[Khorsheed]

Have some coffee my friend

i am soo hungry right . . what can i do ?

[abadani69]

go sleep and don't think about food

I have a bad back pain. chi kaar konam?

[Snow]

boro kale malagh bezan....

my nose is running, what should i do ?

[Khorsheed]

smear it on someone else . . .

i need to go to the bathroom . .what should i do ?

[abadani69]

boro ghaza bokhor ta shikamet por beshe

I am going to bed, what should i do?

[Khorsheed]

have a pillow fight ..

the tea is hot . .what should i do ?

[mahsa88]

bezar to microwacve yakh beshe

Im worried about my university mark. what should i do?

[donsaeid]

relax and you will get in best universities hopefully

im hungry right now

[Khorsheed]

go watch some food commercials

my laptop burned . .what can i do ?

[mahsa88]

pour water to cease the fire

Im tired but dont want to sleeo. what should i do?

[Khorsheed]

slam your head to the wall

i am bored , what should i do ?