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**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:10 AM

Top Nine Olympic Comments from NBC

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators Olympics:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing"

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot, and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God! what have I just said?"

Faghat

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:15 AM

I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

loool

**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:19 AM

Cheghad baziya kharan bekhoda, na? Omg lol

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:20 AM

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checkes his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:29 AM

I don't get it

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:33 AM

there r no lawyers in heaven.. they r all with satan

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Nazanin

Cheghad baziya kharan bekhoda, na? Omg lol

badjoor OPS lol

**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:34 AM

Ahan hehehe

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:35 AM

dont worry i blamed that on the morning milkshake
haha

**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:38 AM

looooool

OPS chi hast

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:40 AM

in milkshake'e badjoori kare khodeshe karde mese inke..
baba oops dige lol
when u do something wrong, u say ops or opsi dazi =)

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:40 AM

i'd sue the milkshake company if i were you lol

**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:43 AM

looool akhe to gofti OPS, fekr kardam O.P.S stands for smtng. Akhe oun mishe OOPS dige, hala sar be saram nazar.
Inghad khabaloo hastam ke I can pass-out any min. Wtf kind of milk shake was that man? LOL

**RoadRunner** · 05-02-2005, 09:45 AM

loool
manzor hamon oops bod

migama.. was gonna send u a pm about changing my nick.. is it possible?
if so.. change this to RoadRunner for me pls

password ina stays the same if possible

**Nazanin** · 05-02-2005, 09:53 AM

Hamin alan Reza ro dar jaryan gozashtam. He'll take care of it