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[FATOURAEE]

ye toke mire amrika phd begire hiv migire

[FATOURAEE]

MIDOONIN Cera' doxtara' vaqti sobh az xa'b pa'miwan cewma'wuno mima'lan?
con toxm nada'ran

[donsaeid]

The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes

One joke that we did in residence was the Chinese Fire Drill I don't quite know why it is called that. Anyway..
The victim is on the pot in the dorm washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket (we used the waste baskets from our rooms) and fills the...

[Narges-Khanoom]

What Is Politics?
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Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.”...

[FATOURAEE]

yek ja'hel balad nabud doxtar boland kone. dusta'w migan ka'ri nada're, doxtar ra' aval mibari birun va harfha'ye qawang bara'w mizani, va doxtare xodew yava'w yava'w ra'zi miwe va behet mide. ja'hele yek doxtari ra' mibare birun, kena're sa'hel va mige. ce a'sema'ne qawangi, ce darya'ye mola'yemi,...

[FATOURAEE]

ye zaneh ke xeilee xowgell budeh ba' ma'ma'new miran pa'rce foruwi. doxtareh be mardeh migeh, " yek qava'reh pa'rce bedin lotfan" ya'ru mardatew va migeh miwe 10 ma'c. doxtareh qabul mikoneh. vaqti ke mixa'n hesa'b bokonan, doxtareh migeh ma'ma'n bia'h hesa'b kon.

[FATOURAEE]

Ye ruz ye torke mire piwe doctor migeh:a'qa'ye doctor man hameyeh ka'rha'ra' bara'ye baceh da'rwodan anja'm midam hata' a'bam ham mirize birun.
Doctor migeh ye ba'r mani to xa'rej kon bebinam
torkeh ham anja'm mide va ba' wedat mipa'we ru diva'r
doctor ba' zarebin nega'h mikone...

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz candta' sia'h puw joloye ye mard sefid pusto migiran behew ye ta's midan migan age az yek ta' panj bia'ri mizanimet
sefide mige age wiw bia'ram ci?
sia'ha' migan midim doba're tas benda'zi

[donsaeid]

because of his stupidity i thought we can have a thread dedicated to that loving president.... that honest and lovely man.... DUH.... put all jokes with funny pictures of him here

[Rasputin]

Here's how to find humor in not-so-funny stuff. Before long, you'll have people laughing a lot at your presentation without telling jokes. Below are some ways to get people to laugh.

Steps
Set the scene for laughter. If you want to lighten up your program, you might want to let...

[IQ]

Password


A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a
password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary
to setup the password for him.

The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting
to embrass...

[IQ]

Old Relatives


When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
it seemed that all of my aunts and the
grandmotherly types used to come up to me,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after...

[Rasputin]

While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.


Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour....

[Cop]

1:

Torke mireh Amrika PHD begireh, mibineh kheili tool mikesheh HIV migireh.

2:

Ghazvinieh dashte tarteebe ye bacharo midaadeh, mibineh bachehe kheili sar o seda mikoneh. Behesh migeh "khob bache to khoonatoon kojast?", pesare migeh "kooche...

[Cop]

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes'

Yo mama is sooo fat that when she goes to the cinema...