Joke haye Nazanin

[RoadRunner]

daghgihan.. manzore manam hamin bod khodaeish =)

[IQ]

indeed.

[RoadRunner]

indeed.

on nadid

[seanp]

short and funny

some nice jokes although 2 or 3 were tekrari

[Nazanin]

Ta chand rooz dige ye alame Joke vasatoon minevisam.
Neveshtameshoon too ye daftari (chon Joke yade man nemimoone), harvaght daftare ro peyda kardam baratoon minevisam.

Stay Tuned...

[Cop]

loool in khodesh ye joke bood nazi looooool

[Nazanin]

Zahre aghrab, Mammad :*

[jjbb]

*Be torke migan ba mame jomle bezas mige garmame

*Be torke migan ba loobiya jomle besaz mige koochooloo biya

* Darvaze Ghazvin neveshte bood "shorte ahani be foroosh miresad" bad ounvare darvaze neveshte bood "ahan paare kharidarim".

*1 rooz 1 yarooee hame kaso karesho mikoshe. Azash miporsan chera in karo kardi? Mige ghabile yani 1 nafar (ahange Dariush ro shenidin? ).

*1 rooz 1 chose ba 1 gooze miran dozdi. Chose mige "to sedash kon man khafash mikonam".

*Rashtiye zanesh hamele nemishode bad 1 rooz davashoon mishe zanesho az khoone mindaze biroon & besh mige "ta hamele nashodi hagh nadari bargardi tou in khoone!"


*2 ta sosis tou fer boodan. Avali mige "kheili ajibe, inja kheili garme". 2vomi mige "kheili ajibe, 1 sosis ke mitoone harf bezane!".

kheili ham khob bood. thanks

[jjbb]

* Farghe 1 RASHTI ba AN chiye? Az an bokhar boland mishe vali rashti bibokhare.

* 1 rooz 1 torke mire mosafer keshi. Tooye rah 1 zani behesh mige "bebakhshid agha, Karim khan (esme khiyaboon) mirid?".
Torke mige "albate ke mirid! Age nemirid ke miterekid!".

* 1 arabe mire noonvaee noon begire mibine safe marda sholooghe & hichkas tou safe zana nist.
Mire tou safe zana & be shatere mige "wolek khaharam goft 5 ta noon bede".

* 1 yarooee ro bargh migire bad hamsaye torkesh ke az ounja rad mishe mige "Ghazanfar, velesh nakon! Hamin yaroo bood ke parsal dadasheto k o s h t!

* 1 rooz be 1 torke migan "age Irak amrica ro bezane ma chekar konim?".
Torke mige "ma ham arabestano mizanim mirim final".

* Arabe mire sare borj mishine bad besh migan "chera sare borj neshesti?" Mige "akhe sare borj hoghoogh midan".

jaleb bood.

[jjbb]

nazdike ye mahe ke joke nadady yadet bashe,

[Aasal]

* Darvaze Ghazvin neveshte bood "shorte ahani be foroosh miresad" bad ounvare darvaze neveshte bood "ahan paare kharidarim".

LOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOL

[horiyeh]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooool
ur funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny not

[ali_shad]

thankssssssssssssssssssss.

Murphy


An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said:
"I have some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month".

Murphy, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting.
Murphy said:
"Son, we the Irish, celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints".

After three or four pints, they were eventually approached by some of Murphy's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.
Murphy told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end and said:
"I have only got a few weeks to live boys, as I have been diagnosed with AIDS".

The friends gave Murphy their condolences and they had a couple more
beers. After his friends left, Murphy's son leaned over and whispered his confusion:
"Dad I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS".
Murphy said:
"I AM dying from cancer son, I just don't want any of those bums sleeping with your mother after I'm gone".

[ali_shad]

Agar daftar ra eyda nakoni chi?????????

Ta chand rooz dige ye alame Joke vasatoon minevisam.
Neveshtameshoon too ye daftari (chon Joke yade man nemimoone), harvaght daftare ro peyda kardam baratoon minevisam.

Stay Tuned...

[jjbb]

dobareh Muphy ra khandam bazam khandidam.