Joke haye Nazanin

[Nazanin]

* 2 ta maar dashtan darde del mikardan. Avali mige midooni man cheghadr badbakhtam? 2vomi miporse chera? Mige "man 10 sal asheghe 1 maare khoshgel boodam bad ke raftam khastegari SHILANG az aab daroomad".

[Nazanin]

* Yaroo kachale faghat dore saresh moo dashte bad pa mishe mire salmooni. Taraf besh mige to ke moo nadari pas chera oumadi salmooni??
Mige "bizahmat in baghala ro 1 kam kootah konid, vasat ro ham lotfan TEY bekeshid"

[ToXiC]

farnaz enghadr joke gofti tamoom nashodan

[Nazanin]

* Torke nesheste bood, yeho 1 magas mishine roo dastesh, torke mige "ma ham vase khodemoon gohi shodima!".


* Torke mire Tehran & har kari mikone nemitoone dokhtar boland kone.
Belakhare mire pishe 1 pesar tehrooni o azash miporse "agha, shoma chejoori dokhtar boland mikonin?".
Pesare mige "az dokhtare miporsi ta hala navare Michael Jackson ro goosh kardi? Bad mibiarish khoone, navare Michael Jackson barash mizari o kareto bash mikoni".
Torke mige ahan, fahmidam.
Fardash mire tou khiyaboon & be avalin dokhtari ke mirese mige "khanoom, shoma navare Michael Jackson ro goosh kardin?" , dokhtare mige "are", torke mige "chance avordi vaela k**net pare bood!".


* 1 rooz torke mire maghaze ke 1 parchame Iran bekhare. Maghazedar azash miporse "mitoonam komaketoon konam?", torke mige "az in parcham range dige nadarin?".


* Bad az akharin zelzele dar Rasht, 1 rashti mirese be 1 rashtiye dige o mige "Akbar agha, che khabar?", Akbar ham mige "valla hichi, divar roo khanoom nayoftade bood ke oftad".

[saba_s]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

un avaliye az hame bahaltar bud,, vayyyyyyyyy delam terekid, in joka bahaltarin jokaye in site be nazare man , vayyy nane , delamo bordi az khande

[mahroz]

looooooooooooooooool

[Nazanin]

jooooooooooooooooooooon

[saba_s]

ghorboooonet

[Nazanin]

Ina ro bara amoo chooli (babat) tarif kon bekhande

[saba_s]

loooooooooooooool
khodesh hamishe injaro sar mizaneh
inaro bebine riiiise mire az khande, akhe babam khosh khandas be jaye ghaza ghorse khande mikhore
vali lamasab , har vagh khodesh ye chiz khande dar mige ke inghad khande dare ke adam mishashe tu khodesh, KHODESH ASLAN NEMIKHANDE
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Nazanin]

looooooooooooooooool baba biya tarif kon bara ma pas ma ham bekhandim khasis.


Badesham inja ro sar mizane? Khoob bi saro seda miyadaaaaaaaaa!

[saba_s]

loooool khasis khodeti kharj dare akhe harfash ( be ghole khodesh)

are behesh migam boro ye user name begir , mige injuri rahat tare



khodesh mige chan bar ba guest reply karde vali nemige esmesho chi gozashte bude

[Nazanin]

eeeeeeeee reply ham karde taze? Hala khoobe yeki az haminaee bashe ke paridim saresh o lagad maalish kardim LOOOOOL.

[saba_s]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[iman]

che khosh be haleshoone ina