Joke haye Nazanin

[IQ]

loooool

[RoadRunner]

loooool
nice one =)

[Nazanin]

Mirror on the wall


Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walked into the Ladies Room and stood before the mirror and said: "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.

Next, a rather large brunette stood before the mirror and said: "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond came in and stood before the
mirror and said: "I think..." *POOF*


Gereftin

[RoadRunner]

hahahahaha
lool
very nice..
are gereftim lol

[Nazanin]

are gereftim lol

loooooooool

[IQ]

looooooooool

[Nazanin]

Murphy


An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said:
"I have some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month".

Murphy, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting.
Murphy said:
"Son, we the Irish, celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints".

After three or four pints, they were eventually approached by some of Murphy's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.
Murphy told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end and said:
"I have only got a few weeks to live boys, as I have been diagnosed with AIDS".

The friends gave Murphy their condolences and they had a couple more
beers. After his friends left, Murphy's son leaned over and whispered his confusion:
"Dad I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS".
Murphy said:
"I AM dying from cancer son, I just don't want any of those bums sleeping with your mother after I'm gone".

[Riaz]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Cop]

LOOOOOL

[RoadRunner]

loooool

[IQ]

loooooooool

[Nazanin]

Philosophy Test


An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after an entire semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board:
"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist".

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.

One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later, when the grades were posted, the rest of the
group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

They found his answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"


Khodaeesh kheili bahal bood

[RoadRunner]

hahahahaha
damesh garm bachey tizi bode

[Nazanin]

Ziyadi tiz boode LOL

[RoadRunner]

ya irani bode ya rofaghaye irani ziyad dashte