Joke haye Nazanin

[RoadRunner]

muhahahaha
good one

[Nazanin]

Jewish or Black


A black Jewish kid says to his mom: "Mom, am I more black or more
Jewish?".

His mom says: "Well, that's a very good question. You should ask your
father".

When his dad gets home, the kid confronts him: "Dad, am I more Jewish
or more black?"

Dad replies: "That's a heck of a question, son. May I ask why you want
to know?".

So the kid says: "Well, Tommy down the street is selling his bike for 15 $
and I don't know whether to Jew him down to 10 $ or just steal the thing".

[RoadRunner]

hahahahahaha

[Rasputin]

hmm

[IQ]

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll

[Nazanin]

IQ

[IQ]

i have couple jewish friend. they are really really religious and i told him to go to barnes and nobles and he told me no i got to go with my friend to LA. i asked him why he said he is buying a car.


haaalaaa yaade oon oftaadam ke gorooohi mikhaastan jew down mikonand gheimate maashino.

[Rasputin]

adamhayeh khubi hastan,bastegi dare keh dusti bahashun dashte bashi !.

[Nazanin]

haaalaaa yaade oon oftaadam ke gorooohi mikhaastan jew down mikonand gheimate maashino.

[RoadRunner]

i have couple jewish friend. they are really really religious and i told him to go to barnes and nobles and he told me no i got to go with my friend to LA. i asked him why he said he is buying a car.


haaalaaa yaade oon oftaadam ke gorooohi mikhaastan jew down mikonand gheimate maashino.

are jews khaili religious hastan. havaye ham diga ro ham khaili khaili daran.

[Nazanin]

Once upon a time, there lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess.
But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood, plastic... anthing she touched would melt!

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.

One wizard told the king: "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured".

The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man
who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly.

The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt.
But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third Prince approached. He told the Princess: "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there". The Princess did as she was told,
though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand... and it did not melt!!

The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!

And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

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They were M&Ms, of course. They melt in your MOUTH, not in your HAND!

(What were YOU thinking?)

[RoadRunner]

loool


daseshe mizadan be ab .. ab ke melt nemishe.. ya mishe? lol

[Nazanin]

[IQ]

looooool

[Nazanin]

Magician


A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was
different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks
over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
captain's parrot.

One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, and as fate would have it,
the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day and then another.

On the third day, the parrot could not hold back any longer.

"Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"