Joke haye Nazanin

[mahroz]

shomaha khengid bad be man migana vah vah vah

[Nazanin]

* Farghe 1 RASHTI ba AN chiye? Az an bokhar boland mishe vali rashti bibokhare.

* 1 rooz 1 torke mire mosafer keshi. Tooye rah 1 zani behesh mige "bebakhshid agha, Karim khan (esme khiyaboon) mirid?".
Torke mige "albate ke mirid! Age nemirid ke miterekid!".

* 1 arabe mire noonvaee noon begire mibine safe marda sholooghe & hichkas tou safe zana nist.
Mire tou safe zana & be shatere mige "wolek khaharam goft 5 ta noon bede".

* 1 yarooee ro bargh migire bad hamsaye torkesh ke az ounja rad mishe mige "Ghazanfar, velesh nakon! Hamin yaroo bood ke parsal dadasheto k o s h t!

* 1 rooz be 1 torke migan "age Irak amrica ro bezane ma chekar konim?".
Torke mige "ma ham arabestano mizanim mirim final".

* Arabe mire sare borj mishine bad besh migan "chera sare borj neshesti?" Mige "akhe sare borj hoghoogh midan".

[iman]

[Cop]

merci

[saba_s]

[Nazanin]

*Rashtiya be chaghoo chi migan? Tou del boro

*Ye rooz ye basijiye mire magahze aroosak bekhare mige "agha gheymate in khaharemoon chande?".

*Ye rooz be ye torke migan age donya ro behet bedan chekar mikoni? Mige "mifrooshamesh miram kharej".

*Torke mire vase telephone hamrah sabte naam mikone, behesh migan ta 3 mah dige behet tahvil midim.
Torke ham roo kamarmandesh minevise "be zoodi dar in makaan 1 adad mobile eftetah khahad shod".

[Nazanin]

*Arabe dashte zan migerefte. Azash miporsan jashne aroosito koja migiri? Mige tou madrese, migan akhe chera tou madrese? Mige "wolek akhe kheili class dare".

[iman]

[saba_s]

that was so cool farnazi

[Nazanin]

Nooshe joon

[Cop]

che ghadimi ina ro rafti az moze tarikhie joke ovordi biroon???

[Nazanin]

Cop, age joke haee ke inja gofte mishe ro ta be hal shenidi GOOD 4 U, lazem nist har dafe biyai begi joka ghadimi boodan.

[Cop]

eee ee be to che ! che mesle dectatorha raftar mikone :P naghd pazir bash azizam!!

[Nazanin]

* Be 1 zane hameleye tork chi migan? Khar tou khar

* Be 1 torke migan 2 x 2? Mige 5 ta, migan boro baba! 4 ta mishe, mige "akhe man az 1 rahe dige raftam".

* Be torke migan ba hendoune jomle besaz Mige "hend oune ke baghale Pakistan e".

* Be torke migan ba Hamid & Farid jomle besaz. Mige "shoma bahamid chand nafarid?".

* Torke babash mimire. Maraseme khatmesh refighash hame miyan behesh tasliyat Migan. Torke kheili ehsasati mishe mige "bekhoda kheili zahmat keshidin tashrif avordin... Inshalla khatme pedaretoon jobran mikonam".

[Nazanin]

* Avali 3 ta moo dasht, 2vomi aslan moo nadasht. 2vomi be avali goft "chera sare to yeki bood yeki naboode?". Avali goft "sare to ke gheyr az khoda hichkas naboode"