Joke haye Nazanin

[Rasputin]

lool Nazanin

[Nazanin]

RedWine, man az O haee ke tooye lol mizani judge mikonam ke cheghad mikhandiyaaaaaa!
Cheghad kam khandidi pas lol

[Rasputin]

Nazanin jan,hamisheh jokhayeh shoma ghashangeh,khialet rahat basheh keh har vaght mikhunameshun,mikhandam

In yaru pirate mikhad ba radif koneh ba shamshiresh nazanin ?

[Nazanin]

In yaru pirate mikhad ba radif koneh ba shamshiresh nazanin ?

Motevaje nashodam chi gofti VinRouge

[Nazanin]

Ahannnnn, alan gereftam, manzooret ba oun smiley bood lol

[Nazanin]

* Ghazanfar mire Dr. mige aghaye Dr., man dochare faramooshi shodam. Dr. miporse "chand vaghte?", Ghazanfar ye kam fek mikone mige "chi chand vaghte?".

* 1 lamp misooze Ghazanfar besh pomade sookhtegi mizane

* 1 rooz Ghazanfar delesh migire mishine ba Yahoo! Helper chat mikone

* Ghazanfar footbalist shode bood. Azash miporsan chera hamishe ghabl az goal zadan miri hamoom? Goft "akhe mikham goal haye tamiz bezanam".

* Be Ghazanfar migan ba Sedaghat jomle bezas. Mige dashtam ba telephone sohbat mikardam seda ghat shod

* Ghazanfar mire ghavaasi mahi ha hame chap chap negash mikonan. Ye koose besh mige "Ghazanfar ke migan toee?", Ghazanfar mige "are, az koja fahmidi?", koosehe mige "akhe beja capsule oxygen, capsule gaaz (gas) avordi".

* Yeki az Ghazanfar miporse "shoma ashghalatoono koja mirizin?" , Ghazanfar mige "laaye noon" yaroo miporse "chi?? laaye noon??!", mige "nemidoonam, laaye noone ya naaylone".

* Ghazanfar mikhaste havapeyma dozdi kone. Mire be khalabane (RedWine ) mige "boro London!" mige nemiram; mige "khob boro Dubai!", mige nemiram; mige "pas hadeaghal boro Mashhad!", mige nemiram. Ghazanfar mige "baba hadeaghal bede ye boogh bezanim!!".

[saba_s]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool


ayyyy babayiiii shashidam

vay khoda in akhariye mano koshhhhttttttttttttt looooooooooooooooool

[Nazanin]

Mashalla! Ghash nakoni

[IQ]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Nazanin]

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.

On her way falling down, an American man catches her.
She says: "Oh thank you! You saved my life! I'll do ANYTHING for you!".
The man says: "Ok then, sleep with me".
She says: "You pig! NEVER!"
So he says: "FINE!"

and he drops her down.
So she's falling and screaming

Suddenly, a German man catches her in the air from his balcony.
She says: "Oh thank you! You saved me! I'll do anything that you ask!".
The guy says: "Fraulein, sleep with me".
She replies: "Oh! You nasty pig! NEVER!".
So the man says: "FINE!"

And he also drops her down. She's falling and thinking that she should have slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony.
She says: "Oh thank you! You saved my life! I'll SLEEP WITH YOU!".
The Muslim man replies: "Astakhforellah!".

And he drops her down

[Rasputin]

loolz Nazi

[Cop]

looool merci nazioo

[Nazanin]

Chakeram

[Rasputin]

Nazi zendeh bashi

[Nazanin]

Be careful naming children


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions" he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy".

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny".

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy".

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers: "Come on D i c k, we're leaving".