Joke haye Nazanin

[Nazanin]

Smart Kid


Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10 year old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he said. "An ambulance just drove by". A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex".

Mom and Dad shot up in bed:"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too", his son replied.

[Nazanin]

- Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

- How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and b i t c h

- What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities

- Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

- Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it

[RoadRunner]

[Nazanin]

Welfare


A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said:"Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied: "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts,
and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will
also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on
her overseas holidays.
The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The young man said: "You're bullshitting me man!"

The man behind the counter said: "Well, you started it!"

[RoadRunner]

looool
good one =)

[Nazanin]

* Ghazanfar varede cabine khalaban mishe o mige "zood boro France!".
Khalaban negahi mikone o mige "vali to ke aslahe nadari!".
Ghazanfar mige "khak bar saretoon! Shoma hamishe bayad aslahe bala saretoon bashe?? Ba zaboone khosh nemitooni beri?!".

* Ye yarooee too kooche rah mirafte, yeho ye bachei ro mibine ke rooye dastash rah mirafte (harekat mikarde).
Az bachehe miporse "chera rooye dastat rah miri?", bachehe mige "akhe be babam ghol dadam paamo too kooche nazaram".

* Az Ghazanfar miporsan dokhtareto be ki shohar dadi? Mige "gharibe nist, damadame".

* Ye rooz Ghazanfar mikhaste bere kharej, 3 kg ghand ba khodesh mibare. Azash miporsan ina ro koja mibari?? Mige "shenidam ghorbat talkhe".

* Ghazanfar dashte too Los Angeles ghadam mizade, yeho Dariush ro mibine. Bodo bodo mire jelo mige "salam agha Dariush!", Dariush mige "salam hamvatan".
Ghazanfar kami fekr mikone mige "ouffff! ajab keifiyati!".

* Ye rooz Ghazanfar mire estakhr, ahange Titanic mizare ghargh mishe

* Az Ghazanfar miporsan ghavitarin heyvoone donya chiye? Mige moorche. Migan chera moorche? Mige "ye bar 1 moorche rafte bood too prise bargh, oumadam daresh biyaram yak lagadi zad, 100 metr part shodam ounvar!".

* Ye babaee bood ke esmesh Kook bood. Ye rozo in agha mire Mashhad ziyarat. Vaghti ke barmigarde, Police migiratesh chon MashKook shode bood

[Cop]

LOOOOOL merci naziooooo damet garm akhariyeh ham bahal bood

joke bood ke marmoolak bod nemidonam chi mire mashhad ki yadeshe man doros yadam nis :P

[Rasputin]

lol nazi jun.

[Nazanin]

Cop & Red

Mammad, oun joke e ke migi ine ke marmoolake mire Mashhad, baz az Mashhad ke barmigarde besh migan MASH Moolak LOL

[RoadRunner]

* Ye rooz Ghazanfar mire estakhr, ahange Titanic mizare ghargh mishe

loooooooool
eyval =)

[Nazanin]

* Ghazanfar madaresho gom mikone, mire pishe Police mige "agha, shoma ye khanoomi nadidi man bahash nabasham?"

* Moshtari: "in che ma'niei dare?? Ye magas tahe estekane mane!"
Pishkhedmat: "man az koja bedoonam? Man ke faal-gir nistam!"

* Ye khanoomi akse zani ro too kife shoharesh peyda mikone & ba asabaniyat mige "in akse kodoom ikbirieiye??!"
Shohare negash mikone mige "in akse javooniyaye sarkar khanoome!"

* Avali: "chera gooshat taaval zade?"
2vomi: "akhe hamin alan ye khabare dagh shenidam".

* Dar ye restaurant be pishkhedmat ke taze kar boode sefareshe khorake morgh ro midan, pishkhedmat ham ba ye boshghab gandom miyad.

* Ghazanfar ro dashtan mibordan otaghe amal. Azash miporsan "hamrah dari", mige "are, khamooshesh kardam".

* Be Ghazanfar migan jeloye pompe benzin sigar nakesh. Mige boro baba! Man jeloye babamam sigar mikesham!

* Zane Ghazanfar dogholoo be donya miyare. Ghazanfar mire soorat hesabe bimarestano hesab kone, be yaroo mige "haj agha, arzoon hesab kon har 2 tasho bebaram".

[Cop]

lol merci albate chandtasho manam gofte bidamm :P

[Nazanin]

Fekr konam faghat chand doone joke moonde bashe ke kasi nashnide, iraniya terekoondan harchi joke e lol

[RoadRunner]

lool
akhe joki nist ke iraniya nasakhte bashan vase hamdige =)

[Nazanin]

Joke-ee nist ke iraniya already pakhsh nakarde bashan lol